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Obama In Search of His Perfect Doggy Doppelganger
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-21-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/21/2013 10:15:28 AM PDT by NOBO2012

I’m sure you remember back in 2009 when the BO was still shopping for a shelter dog in order to make good on his promise to get the Wee Wons a puppy if he WON.

Well, long before Uncle Teddy stepped up to the plate and offered to give the Wons an adorable purebred Portuguese water dog, a family in Lima Peru offered to give them their rare Peruvian hairless dog. (I’m not making this up):


How about this dog?

This is a four-month-old puppy called "Machu Picchu." The owners of the animal, a Peruvian Hairless Dog, have offered it to U.S. President-elect Barack Obama. Obama has promised his daughters a new pet for the White House but one of them is allergic to most breeds. The owners of the Peruvian Hairless Dog say it is perfect for kids who are sensitive to dogs. What do you think the answer should be?

Butt since the Wons rejected their kind offer, I guess they gave little “Machu Picchu” to Vladimir Putin instead (h/t Gerard) who immediately changed his name to двойник (Dvoynik) which I think translates roughly to “Doppelganger.”

Vladmir-Putin-dog-e1379686195518Dvoynik is on the right

Anyway, we did set out to locate a shelter dog that looked like BO. There were a lot of submissions, butt most didn’t make the cut. For example, this one was too white:

bo smug puppy

And this one was too black:

bo malcolmNo, wait, that’s a different post.

This one’s ears were too big (you know how sensitive we are about our ears):

Screenshot Studio capture #1349

This one was too mean:

Screenshot Studio capture #1350

And this one too somber and Churchillian (and, again, with the ears):

Screenshot Studio capture #1351

So, unable to locate the perfect shelter dog mini-me, we went with Teddy’s cute, cuddly pedigree who came to us totally unencumbered, completely free of charge, and with absolutely no strings attached. In other words, he had nothing in common with Big Guy except for being black and white.

first-dog-bo-obama-official-white-house-portrait-500x750Little Bo, official portrait

Butt in the end, we decided that color trumps everything. Everyone around here loves Little Bo, especially the guys we hired to feed, walk, groom and play with him. And while Big BO likes having photo ops done with his “best friend” the truth is he hasn’t really bonded that well with Little Bo. He’s a little too playful for Big Guy, who is serious much of the time; when he’s not golfing, drinking, shooting baskets or hanging with the glitterati. 

Big Guy fancies himself as something a bit feistier, perhaps more of a mad puppy:

Screenshot Studio capture #1354

“I don’t mind them disagreeing with me. They don’t like the Affordable Care Act,” he said, “but you don’t have to threaten to blow the whole thing up just because you don’t get your way.”

Obama-Syria“How dare he taunt me with his chemical weapons: Bombs away, boys!”

shutdown “How dare they taunt me by refusing to raise the debt ceiling, I’ll shut down the entire government”

I think Little Bo is sticking around, mostly to placate his handlers, who love him, butt I’ve heard we’ve finally located the perfect canine companion for Big Guy, after years of searching. In fact, you might say that if BO were a dog, he’d look just like his new companion, “Trayvon.”

poacs6etc0Did you not hear me Barry? I said “heel”

obama will not eat breitbart's dog-2 copy_thumb[1]

Righteous Indignation Welcome Here

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; putin; syria

1 posted on 09/21/2013 10:15:28 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

LOL! That’s funny. Thanks for the chuckle.

2 posted on 09/21/2013 10:18:33 AM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: NOBO2012
perhaps the best....

3 posted on 09/21/2013 10:25:20 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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To: NOBO2012

Well that last one tasted so good.

4 posted on 09/21/2013 10:27:19 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: NOBO2012

Someone said “hairless dog”??

You turn into one if you diss the koran!

5 posted on 09/21/2013 10:35:15 AM PDT by Hardraade ( (Obama: the bearded lady of the Muslim Brotherhood))
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To: NOBO2012

Doggie Doppelganger — is that a German recipe? Probably good with spaetzle and some kraut.

6 posted on 09/21/2013 11:09:48 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; afraidfortherepublic; ...

Computer Hope

The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.

7 posted on 09/21/2013 11:15:07 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

People like Zero should never have animals of any kind.

8 posted on 09/21/2013 12:13:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I have OCD and ADD so everything has to be perfect. But not for very long.)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

and a serving of Schauzer-Schnitzle.

9 posted on 09/21/2013 5:15:28 PM PDT by left that other site (You Shall Know the Truth, and the Truth Shall Set You Free...John 8:32)
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To: NOBO2012
Doggie Doppelganger or Chupacabra?
10 posted on 09/21/2013 5:29:58 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Joe 6-pack

For *some* breeds, this is just another day at work...:)

Good dog!

11 posted on 09/21/2013 9:40:40 PM PDT by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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To: NOBO2012

12 posted on 09/21/2013 11:29:57 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: NOBO2012
How about a Chihuahua? Fifty pounds of ego in a five pound body.
13 posted on 09/22/2013 5:33:15 AM PDT by CPOSharky ((The government way) If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.)
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