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Former IRS head explains 157 visits to WH Shulman: "I was having an affair with Michelle Obama"
National Enquirer ( face it, it's bound to happen soon..")

Posted on 06/01/2013 7:45:13 AM PDT by ken5050

Former IRS commissioner Douglas Shulman admitted this week to his wife, family, and friends, that the REAL reason for his 157 visits to the White House was that he was involved with Michelle Obama in a torrid affair that had lasted for several years......(more)


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Shulman's friends had arranged a suprise party for him, to celebrate his retirement from the IRS, and also to cheer him up after the brutal questioning he endured in front of a House committee.

"We just wanted to let him know that we cared about him, and loved him," one attendee, (who didn't want her name used) told The Enquirer. "He'd had a really tough week, and we wanted to cheer him up a bit. But all of a sudden he broke down, started sobbing, and told us everything. We were all astonished, and dumbstruck. But then everyone started emailing and Tweeting, so it's all coming out."

Shulman said that the first time he met Michelle Obama was indeed at the White House Easter Egg hunt in 2009.

He said that he wasn't trying to sound like a smart-ass with that answer at the House committee..it's just that he was caught completely unawares at the question about the number of his visits to the White House, and blurted out the first thing that came into his head.

Shulman confessed his infidelity to his wife, in front of his family and friends. He said that initially he was avoiding any direct answers to the questions from GOP representatives, because he didn't want to ruin his marriage, and also, he was trying to protect Michelle from embarrassment.

But now, the friend said, he's far more worried about facing a criminal conviction and likely prison time, and felt he just had to come clean and tell all.

Shulman said that he had considered remaining silent, thus protecting his marriage and Michelle Obama, and taking the fall for all the IRS abuses that had occurred under his watch.

But what convinced him to finally come clean, tell, all, let the chips fall where they may, and suffer the consequences, was when, for about the 135th time, he heard an elected Democrat say on-air that "...he (Shulman) was appointed by George W. Bush..."

That apparently was the last straw for Shulman..

Shulman also said that he had contacted famed attorney Gloria Allred about representing him, and also to negotiate a book and movie deal for the rights to his story, but he hadn't yet heard back from her.

Shulman was mum on the details of the affair..how they met, how it began, where their trysts occuered..only saying that "all would be soon known" and that he didn't want to risk undercutting the price for his book and movie deal by giving away too many secrets.

The Enquirer did manage to reach Michelle Obama's press officer, who, when told what Shulman had reportedly said, laughed almost hysterically for nearly a minute and then said, "Look, just this once, allow me to quote Hillary Clinton: 'What difference does it make?' "

1 posted on 06/01/2013 7:45:13 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

I would think that one visit to the beast would’ve been enough to get him to swear off human females.


2 posted on 06/01/2013 7:48:49 AM PDT by laweeks
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HA! That's what he WANTS us to think.

He was actually having an affair with Baraq Obama.

3 posted on 06/01/2013 7:49:09 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: ken5050

This is the kind of crap we need to keep putting out there.
The low-information voter will believe.


4 posted on 06/01/2013 7:51:16 AM PDT by satan (The tree of liberty is dying in the drought.)
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To: ken5050

Y’know, this is as good of an explanation as anything else I’ve heard so far...:)


5 posted on 06/01/2013 7:51:36 AM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (#include <std.disclaimers>)
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LOL I don’t think he’s man enough.
MooseChelle’s lover more likely looks like Dennis Rodman.


6 posted on 06/01/2013 7:51:44 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: laweeks
I would think that one visit to the beast would’ve been enough to get him to swear off human females.

Or towards them.

7 posted on 06/01/2013 7:52:53 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: satan
This is the kind of crap we need to keep putting out there. The low-information voter will believe.

I disagree.

This story would just make him a typical Democrat and everybody would shrug their shoulders and say "everybody does it".

8 posted on 06/01/2013 7:53:29 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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“”LOL I don’t think he’s man enough.
MooseChelle’s lover more likely looks like Dennis Rodman.””

More likely DENISE Rodman,


9 posted on 06/01/2013 7:54:13 AM PDT by shelterguy
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11 posted on 06/01/2013 7:55:10 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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I do not believe Shulman. He proved to us he is a liar.


12 posted on 06/01/2013 7:56:07 AM PDT by winkadink (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. George Orwell)
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To: nascarnation

MooseChelle’s lover more likely looks like Dennis Rodman.

Or King Kong


13 posted on 06/01/2013 7:56:13 AM PDT by ruesrose (The Anchor Holds)
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To: nascarnation

I obviously had too much caffeine this morning..but as the noose closes in on Obama, it’s easy to imagine some senior WH staffer thinking,”Geez..if only..that would solve all our problems..”


14 posted on 06/01/2013 7:57:40 AM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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To: JoeProBono

JBP..my FRiend...you never fail to come through...though how you always manage to do so is awesome..


15 posted on 06/01/2013 7:58:58 AM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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To: ken5050

Further proof that Barack Obama is always the last to know about anything!


16 posted on 06/01/2013 7:59:24 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: laweeks

Well since her husband IS a homosexual, she needed that loving from somebody. Wonder who the father of her children is?


17 posted on 06/01/2013 7:59:48 AM PDT by RetiredArmy (1 Cor 15: 50-54 & 1 Thess 4: 13-17. That about covers it.)
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To: ken5050
HA! That's just what he WANTS us to think.

He was actually having an affair with Baraq Obama.


18 posted on 06/01/2013 8:00:52 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: RetiredArmy
she needed that loving from somebody. Wonder who the father of her children is?

My guess is that it's Webster Hubble

19 posted on 06/01/2013 8:00:58 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: ken5050

You mean she’s actually been in the White Hut 157 days?


20 posted on 06/01/2013 8:01:03 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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