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Just In Time for 2016, The Hollywood Blockbuster: Scarlet O’Clinton?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-29-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 05/29/2013 7:29:06 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Did you hear about the movie they’re making about Big Guy’s old Secretary? They haven’t settled on a name for it just yet; “Rodham” was under consideration until someone worried it might be confused with the other Secretary of State serving alongside Hill.

Screenshot Studio capture #1117Tag Team: Hill meets with South Korea while Rodman meets with North

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The working title for now is “The Godmother.”

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Actresses currently being considered to play the part of Hillary, any of whom would be fine:

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Butt I’d like to hit the Hillary reset button,

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and broaden the search, so to speak. What’s wrong with Barbra Streisand?

She’s already done the early Hillary:

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and I think she could easily handle the old Hillary:

                              Barbara-Streisandhill drudge

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And no need to be America-centric here; Emmanuelle Riva could likewise fill the bill, so to speak. So what if she’s 83? We don’t discriminate on the basis of age.

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And come to think of it, we don’t discriminate based on sex either. Why not Billy Chrystal?

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Or Bobby Redford? He was born to play an old lesbian.

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Wait - I think you want to see the full length shot of this:

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There are so many others likewise talented and capable butt, heh, again, here are the current top contenders: Scarlett, Amanda, Reese, and Jessica.

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Scarlet is in the lead simply because I think Hills has an affinity with the original Scarlett character – Scarlett O’Hara. If she hadn’t already been named after Sir Edmund Hillary she would have been called “Scarlett.” Butt with any of these beauties the movie is guaranteed to win an Oscar...for “Best Makeup Artist”... (h/t: Rush...he won’t h/t: MOTUS when he uses my stuff, butt I’m bigger than that).

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; hillary; obama

1 posted on 05/29/2013 7:29:06 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Can Hollyweird do a proper makeup job to simulate cankles?


2 posted on 05/29/2013 7:31:37 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: NOBO2012

Now, you KNEW she couldn’t take ONE MORE step in her ‘career’ without a SERIOUS revamp of her character...!

She routinely re invents herself with every move she makes. How many ‘Hillary’s’ have we had now?

The hip Ark Lawyer
The ‘stand by your man’, cookie-baking wifie and national shrine to all betrayed women
The FLOTUS
The health care reformer
The successful career women (albeit hanging on to ‘his’ coattails)
The diplomat

It goes on and on... I am so SICK of her!


3 posted on 05/29/2013 7:34:28 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: NOBO2012

I know it will only be a matter of time before such a movie, but please, it is way too early for such a disgusting thought.

Hollywood has been creatively bankrupt for many years. Having to resort to making a movie about Hillary is simply proof of that status.


4 posted on 05/29/2013 7:34:56 AM PDT by txnativegop (Fed up with zealots)
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To: NOBO2012
Roz from Monsters, Inc. would be great for old pie face, 'cept she ain't got that wart on her upper lip like Hitlery does.
5 posted on 05/29/2013 7:37:03 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: NOBO2012
A FISH CALLED HILLARY  photo singing-hillaryfish.jpg
6 posted on 05/29/2013 7:39:09 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: NOBO2012

Is it true that Scarlett Johanssen was named after Scarlett O’Hara? Another reason for Hillary (who we know was named after Sir Edmund Hillary) to admire the air-headed bimbo.


7 posted on 05/29/2013 7:39:12 AM PDT by ssaftler (It's Obama's fault)
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To: NOBO2012

Billy Crystal would make a great Hitlery.

He looks just like her with his ironed face.


8 posted on 05/29/2013 7:40:49 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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I think Hulk Hogan with a pair of oversized glasses would capture the physique and grace pretty well, although I can’t imagine him being evil enough. There isn’t enough CGI budget possible to mold Johanssen into Hillary


9 posted on 05/29/2013 7:47:28 AM PDT by radioactivereb ("I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens!"-Curly Howard)
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To: NOBO2012

Johannsen: nope, her mouth and eyes are wrong.

Witherspoon: nope, cheekbones and jawline are wrong.

Miley Cyrus: maybe, she’s got that inbred-hillbilly skank thing already sewn up;

Alba: naw, doesn’t have the inner bitchiness to draw on for the role;

Theron: definitely in the running, as she’s done the evil woman thing several times, and it’s not a reach for her;

Fonda: we have a winner, no more calls, please!


10 posted on 05/29/2013 7:52:08 AM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: NOBO2012

Frankly My dear what the does it matter? So I don’t give a damn!


11 posted on 05/29/2013 8:07:53 AM PDT by FreedomGuru (Without Life nothing else matters.)
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To: radioactivereb

Hulkster lacks the necessary cellulite.

I really think Billy Crystal is the goto gal here.


12 posted on 05/29/2013 8:10:28 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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