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Obama’s Mother's Day Message: “I Wish All You Mothers Would Just Chill”
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-11-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 05/12/2013 6:38:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Despite what you may have heard about the scare, yesterday’s West Wing evacuation of reporters and photographers was not repeat, NOT caused by a smoking gun.

glock shotAn aside: a Glock always makes a thoughtful Mother’s Day gift

The official explanation, if anyone believes official explanations any more, is that the billowing smoke was caused by an overheated transformer in a mechanical room.

Can you handle the truth? We’re betting against it around here, butt I think you can. The truth is that the mounting pressure of the twin scandals of Benghazi-gate and the IRS’ Teaparty-gate (and now rumors of Extortion 17-gate) was starting to get to everyone around here, even No-Drama-Obama.

obama-angry

He thought if he could just get together with his mellow self again for a bit, everything would be okay. So he called in the old choom gang to, uh, chill.

Needless to say, things went awry.

white house smoke and_fireMan, that Maui Wowee is potent stuff!

(SNIP)

By the time they arrived though, everything was back to normal. Including Big Guy,

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who was once again ready to grab the reins of government:

Dead-Quiet

So you can all just move along now, I think we’ve got this situation under control.

(SNIP)

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Happy effing Mothers Day from the Obamas to all you Mothers Against Big Government

And if you haven’t gotten your Mom a present yet, Big Guy has some helpful suggestions. Because Mom can never have too many Obama thongs:

obama mama thong

(SNIP)

Butt seriously, Happy Mothers Day! And many Happy Returns:

snoopyirs

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: irs; obama; obamamomaslut; sealteam6

1 posted on 05/12/2013 6:38:56 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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2 posted on 05/12/2013 6:40:10 AM PDT by relictele (A place dedicated to economic, racial and social equality. It was called Jonestown.)
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To: NOBO2012
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How about you just post it here.

3 posted on 05/12/2013 6:41:48 AM PDT by humblegunner
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Chill, does Moochell want all mothers at room temperature? What is this chill thing?
4 posted on 05/12/2013 6:55:05 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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Imagine what the forum would look like if every FReeper that has a blog posted it here.
5 posted on 05/12/2013 7:19:47 AM PDT by upchuck (To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
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To: NOBO2012
“I Wish All You Mothers Would Just Chill”

That's the edited version.

What he really said was.."I wish all you mother........ers would just chill"

6 posted on 05/12/2013 7:43:54 AM PDT by Vinnie
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First, I don’t need satans son to wish me a happy mothers day.

Second, there are mothers in this country suffering today because their sons are dead, not from natural causes or an accident, but the lies and corruption of satans followers. Their sons are dead because satans son wanted a second term. They are dead because a power hungry witch believes this country owes her the presidency no matter who has to die to get it for her. Their sons are dead because there are blind and ignorant people who are willing to do the bidding of satans prophets.

I can not and will not wish a happy mothers day to Hillary or Michelle or those that aide and abet their arrogance and greed.

I will wish the mothers of the 4 dead Americans murdered in Benghazi, the mothers of the Seals that were murdered, the mothers of the 17 killed in the plane crash, the mothers of those killed or maimed in Boston, the mothers of the Fort Hood attack, and all mothers of the troops killed in action or now fighting for our freedom under the disasterous command of the current resident of the WH a very Blessed Mothers Day. MAY THE LORD BRING THEM COMFORT AND PEACE.may the Lord bring them the comfort of seeing those responsible brought to justice. I ask this in Jesus Holy Name. Amen.


7 posted on 05/12/2013 8:21:38 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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MAY THE LORD BRING THEM COMFORT AND PEACE.may the Lord bring them the comfort of seeing those responsible brought to justice. I ask this in Jesus Holy Name. Amen.
Amen!
8 posted on 05/12/2013 8:35:30 AM PDT by mlizzy (If people spent an hour a week in Eucharistic adoration, abortion would be ended. --Mother Teresa)
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Happy Mother's Day!
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9 posted on 05/12/2013 9:07:59 AM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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Mother’s Day, metal style: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI


10 posted on 05/12/2013 9:15:55 AM PDT by arderkrag (An Unreconstructed Georgian, STANDING WITH RAND.)
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To: onyx

She said that???


11 posted on 05/12/2013 9:19:23 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: who knows what evil?

Yes, on Huckabee’s show.
Direct quote.


12 posted on 05/12/2013 9:22:13 AM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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G-d bless her! I hope that makes the rounds...what a powerful statement!


13 posted on 05/12/2013 9:45:04 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: mlizzy; mardi59
MAY THE LORD BRING THEM COMFORT AND PEACE.may the Lord bring them the comfort of seeing those responsible brought to justice. I ask this in Jesus Holy Name. Amen.

The Lord isn't going to do anything. We will have to do it, and soon.

14 posted on 05/12/2013 12:33:00 PM PDT by calex59
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