Posted on 04/29/2013 8:53:20 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Pressing matters of state call me away today, so I’m going to have to give you all a homework assignment in my absence. Inspired by Janna’s comment yesterday:
I must admit I am curious ( yes, I know what curiosity did to the cat ) about the rest of the Frocky Horror Mooch wore butt since I haven’t been to the tea trolly yet its probably just as well I don’t know.
I’m launching the official “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” contest. Submit any of your favorite “Frocky Horrors” that Lady M has worn over the years as an attachment in a comment. Only one picture per comment, please. Then you, and everyone else can “like” the heck out of your personal faves.
Your choice may be one of the top 5 chosen to be included in the final Frocky Horror Picture Show© on-line poll on Wednesday. Whoever submits the winning entry will receive a coveted Golden FLOTUS Award, so get busy! These babies aren’t awarded every day! Or even every year.
So upload as many of your favorite “Frocky Horrors” as you wish (remember just 1 per comment since we’ll be voting). Then, switch into community organizer mode and mobilize your friends, family, neighbors and busloads of homeless, to cast dozens of “likes” for them. It won’t be hard to get the homeless to vote for any Obama.
Remember, as always, Chicago rules apply: you can double or triple “like” something, just by logging in as a “guest.” (Butt there are some new rules recently implemented by Disqus regarding “dislikes:” you can’t cast a “dislike” vote unless you are logged in with a verified Disqus account: one small step for mankind one giant step to squash those pesky trolls. It would have made more sense to pick the “Frocky Horrors” with the most “dislikes” for the finals, butt with Disqus’ new voter ID rules, that might have been racist.
Anyway, grab a cuppa Joe – or whatever it takes – and open your vaults, check your files, review your photo streams, Google and Bing away: we are looking for the best of Lady M’s Frocky Horrors and only you can help us locate them.
Here are a couple of oldies butt goodies for your consideration – just to get your memory gears oiled up:
Mo’s Mentoring Belt from November, 2009
Gazing on Greatness, from December 2010
There really are too many to count, butt count we will. If you don’t have your own vault of special memories here’s a little hint: just click on any random week from MOTUS’ archive at the very bottom of the sidebar. There will be something special there!
Now get out there and do your part to preserve Lady M’s legacy in the “Haul of Fashion.”
She's a big butted woman loving a small peckered man.
Interesting that she changed her Shoes between the airport arrival and the limo arrival. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
I think this is the crux of the problem. She has a weird body type, and she seems to pick out clothing that accents the weirdness. I have no idea where her actual waist is; but, it certainly is not where most dresses have their waist. So, when she wears a dress with a waist, it looks awful on her. Does she not have a mirror, or a best friend. Is everyone around her such a sycophant that they tell her she looks good in these frocks.
My other problem with the way she dresses is that she seems to have difficulty picking out appropriate dresses for the occasion she is attending. Thus, she meets the Queen of England in an outfit that looks like she is taking the kids to the zoo on a hot day.
With her strange body I do not know why she does not always wear black slacks, skirt or shorts to deemphasize the big butt. And on the top wear something bright to make her tiny chest look bigger.
That seems like it would be basic fashion sense that these designers that she likes would understand. We are not talking about some runway model here that can wear whatever the latest odd concoction is.
You know it never occurred to me until now that she might be color-blind.
Remember the late night tv screens, just before all the snow? My first thought on that one.
It’s obvious she doesn’t have a French butt.
I agree - it's really hard to beat Michelle's classic Howard Johnson Motor Lodge ensemble.
I've wondered this a few times myself.
The WH must have entire armies of people dedicated to etiquette and deportment. What to wear, correct address for this person or that position, which fork to use, and so on and so on.
The fact that Moochelle hasn't taken advantage of such a thing, says volumes to me. OR, the fact that no one has taken her aside to say, "Really, this isn't a good look for you....." might speak more volumes. Either way, it doesn't say much for her.
I think that she must be a pretty foul person. She always looks like she smells something bad. BO deserves her.
This is not one of them (the Black Widow):
I didn’t see that one, however, the one with the green dress would make 0b0z0 wish he had one. Maybe this why they’re still married!
It’s against nature to have two queens in the white hive
I second your request and will ask for help for someone to post the green dress popped up like never before. Hehehe
Thank you in advance, FRiends.
Her Moochness always has that sour Aunt Esther “I’m gonna get you sucka” look on her face.
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