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Posted on 04/14/2013 3:01:42 PM PDT by oldbrowser
BEST BAR JOKE EVER!
A lawyer, an Illegal alien, a pathological liar, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.
Bartender asks...
"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: joke
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To: oldbrowser
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:02:46 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
To: oldbrowser
Whoa! this one is going to my email list!!!!
We got to get this viral.
To: oldbrowser
“The one in front is sick, and the one behind is pushing him to the hospital”
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:04:36 PM PDT
by
JohnBrowdie
(http://forum.stink-eye.net)
To: oldbrowser
Yeah but it kind of stops being funny when it starts bring real.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:05:37 PM PDT
by
ThunderSleeps
(Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: oldbrowser
Well it couldn’ta been anybody we know about around here because you left out the “poofter” part.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:11:29 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
To: oldbrowser
I LIKE that! Gotta tell my dad.
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar..."
My (Irish) wife says: "and?"
Took her a second. But even she thought that was funny.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:11:30 PM PDT
by
boop
("You don't look so bad, here's another")
To: oldbrowser
It got a belly laugh out of me.
To: oldbrowser
I wouldn’t address the scum as “Mr. President”.
10
posted on
04/14/2013 3:13:26 PM PDT
by
laplata
(Liberals will never get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
To: oldbrowser
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:13:50 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: oldbrowser
The version I heard about 6 months ago was:
A muslim, a communist, and a coc*suc*er walk into a bar
same punchline.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:16:26 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(Joe McCarthy was right.)
To: F15Eagle
He will just sign an executive order making him a lawyer again.
When they come for me raise my bail money.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:18:24 PM PDT
by
glyptol
To: oldbrowser
Good one, but one correction:
"A DISBARRED lawyer, an Illegal alien, a pathological liar, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.
Bartender asks...
"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:23:22 PM PDT
by
The Sons of Liberty
(It's not "GUN CONTROL"! It's "PEOPLE CONTROL"!)
To: oldbrowser
“Ouch!” cried Barack H. Obama.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:30:10 PM PDT
by
WilliamofCarmichael
(If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
To: oldbrowser
Obama did some research for a Chicago firm, and Taught at Chicago U, that's the extent of Obama's law practice.
Just like his Constitutional Scholar title, he could be summarized as a ‘glorified law clerk’.
Calling him 'a lawyer' is a bit much.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:36:13 PM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
To: F15Eagle
As I understand it ... somebody correct me if I am wrong. A disbarred lawyer ?
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:48:22 PM PDT
by
oldbrowser
(We have a rogue government in Washington)
To: oldbrowser
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:48:58 PM PDT
by
CaptainK
(...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
To: oldbrowser
A horse walks into a bar, takes a seat, and orders a beer. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”.
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:50:49 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
To: CaptainK
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posted on
04/14/2013 3:52:20 PM PDT
by
oldbrowser
(We have a rogue government in Washington)
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