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Obamacare Unworkable, GOP Blamed
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Apr 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/13/2013 8:25:11 AM PDT by John Semmens

The unforeseen difficulties of implementing the Affordable Health Care Act (aka Obamacare) have key proponents scrambling for answers.

Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV), one of the leading writers of the Obamacare legislation, now calls the program “complex beyond comprehension. We had hoped that somehow, someone would've come up with sensible procedures for how the thing is supposed to work, but no such luck. The system's as opaque as the day we passed it. Our high hopes are crashing down around us.”

US Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius blames Republicans for the mess. “Instead of rolling up their sleeves and helping us figure out how to implement this they're just standing aside and letting us flounder,” she complained. “In a way they could be considered traitors to the common good.”

A few of the steps Republicans could be taking according to Sebelius include “appropriating additional funding to cover the unexpectedly higher costs of the program. While it had been our hope that comprehensive health care coverage would lead to lower costs, this sadly, has not turned out to be the case. “

Especially rankling to the Secretary has been the widespread refusal of states to establish the insurance exchanges called for in the law. “The law gives states the option to set up their own exchanges,” Sebelius pointed out. “Unfortunately, the majority of states controlled by the GOP have declined to take up this option. It's like they're saying 'you made your bed, now lie in it.' I say, we've already done our part. We came up with the idea. Now it's their turn to do their share to make it happen.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/132348-2013-04-12-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-april-14-2013.htm


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; commongood; deathpanels; democrats; obamacare; satire; zerocare

1 posted on 04/13/2013 8:25:11 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Now look what you’ve made me do!” lol


2 posted on 04/13/2013 8:31:54 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: John Semmens
I imagine other people are seeing the same things I am, but my TV has really ramped up the "tragic health care" stories in the past month or so.

Lots of people with tragic illnesses.
Lots of people unable to pay their medical bills.
Lots of people confused about insurance.
Lots of companies having trouble providing benefits.

Clearly, Obamacare is a failure, and the big Single Payer Insurance plan will have to be rolled out so that government is 100% in charge of all aspects of this sector of the economy. The reward for their failure is more money and more power. The ground for this is clearly being prepared as we speak.

3 posted on 04/13/2013 8:32:56 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
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To: John Semmens

The sad thing is, this is actually true: when a liberal idea/policy/law doesn’t work, Dems blame Repubs for “diluting” their law, and making it “unworkable”. It’s really just an excuse to put more fat (Dems would call it “meat”) to their law and expand it. That’s all libs know, if it’s not working, it’s because they “didn’t try hard enough”.


4 posted on 04/13/2013 8:34:31 AM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: ClearCase_guy
The reward for their failure is more money and power.

You're right....that's how liberals roll --

5 posted on 04/13/2013 8:35:03 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (Tokyo Rove is more than a name, it's a GREAT WEBSITE)
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To: John Semmens

Lol — right on target.


6 posted on 04/13/2013 8:35:41 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: John Semmens

bump

We should apologize. lol.


7 posted on 04/13/2013 8:42:20 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

The Socialist Democrats are counting on the spineless GOP leaders to accept the blame ... that’s why they’re so confident in assessing it. (Besides that when passing obamacare their intentions — as always — were good.)


8 posted on 04/13/2013 8:47:18 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: John Semmens

Sebelius really said, “letting us flounder”?

LOL.

Not even she listens to what she says.


9 posted on 04/13/2013 8:54:55 AM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: John Semmens
Satire or not, it's true.
What is also true is that we tried to stop you libs from making complete fools of yourselves but you would not listen.

10 posted on 04/13/2013 10:06:16 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: John Semmens
US Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius blames Republicans for the mess.

Even though this is satire, libtards, out of desperation, will blame anybody else they can, no matter how absurd, rather than face the truth that their programs are a disaster.

11 posted on 04/13/2013 11:05:08 AM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: GeronL

12 posted on 04/13/2013 11:28:37 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

bump


13 posted on 04/13/2013 11:46:05 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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