Posted on 04/08/2013 2:16:15 PM PDT by John Semmens
The recently passed UN Global Arms Trade Treaty contains a provision that would ban those over 55 years old from owning guns.
UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon explained that most crimes are committed by gun-wielding assailants who generally are younger than their victims. If we allow those who are near the end of their lives to use guns to kill these younger assailants the human race will be losing more life-years, on balance. Therefore, it is better that these elderly victims not be given the means to resist even if that means they will be slain by their attackers.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/04/05/administration-touts-obamacare-as-jobs-engine/
...because those 55 and older know the Marxist end game of the UN and would stop it.
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