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UN Calls for Disarming those 55 Years and Older
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^
| 5 Apr 2013
| John Semmens
Posted on 04/08/2013 2:16:15 PM PDT by John Semmens
The recently passed UN Global Arms Trade Treaty contains a provision that would ban those over 55 years old from owning guns.
UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon explained that “most crimes are committed by gun-wielding assailants who generally are younger than their victims. If we allow those who are near the end of their lives to use guns to kill these younger assailants the human race will be losing more ‘life-years,’ on balance. Therefore, it is better that these elderly victims not be given the means to resist even if that means they will be slain by their attackers.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/04/05/administration-touts-obamacare-as-jobs-engine/
TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: crime; elderly; elderlyguns; guncontrol; guns; satrie; secondamendment; tyranny; unarmstreaty
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To: John Semmens
U.N. calls for age discrimination! News at eleven! All those over 55 shall NOT be able to protect themselves! Got to love the useless U.N.
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:18:00 PM PDT
by
Deagle
(quo)
To: John Semmens
Will you PLEASE stop giving the Libtards ideas already?! I know it’s supposed to be satire but they don’t!
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:18:13 PM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: John Semmens
I know this is satire but I'm sure someone considered it.
If life-years are suddenly valuable, why do we still have abortions?
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:22:04 PM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
To: John Semmens
The recently passed UN Global Arms Trade Treaty contains a provision that would ban those over 55 years old from owning guns.
Come get them you bunch of pussy farts!!!
To: John Semmens
It’s been a while since I hit one of your crankbaits John, but you nearly got me with this one.
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:38:01 PM PDT
by
VR-21
(I'm weary of being lorded over by criminals and gilded degenerates.)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:44:09 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: John Semmens
Come and get mine you blue helmets ass hats and I bet your helmet could have holes in it.
To: Logical me
How did you like my response. Wish you would grow up.
To: John Semmens
I agree! Send a few of them UN tards to me, I’ll hand em right over!
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:49:36 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:56:47 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: John Semmens
From my cold, dead arthritic hands. LoL!
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:58:08 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Deagle
Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!
Move it to some nation that will benefit from those munificent salaries: Zimbabwe comes to mind.
(Or is it Zimbabme? Zimbabyou? Zimbabus?)
Oh, never mind. Send it to Ghana.
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posted on
04/08/2013 3:15:03 PM PDT
by
IbJensen
(Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
To: usconservative
I’ve heard worse thing from the UN that isn’t satire
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posted on
04/08/2013 3:56:51 PM PDT
by
PATRIOT1876
(The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
To: John Semmens
I call for saturation bombing the U.N.
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posted on
04/08/2013 4:31:04 PM PDT
by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
To: John Semmens
They realize the most rational group of people are in that age bracket and can descern who the enemies are.
To: John Semmens
Since when is 55 “near the end of life?” Maybe in Rangoon, but here it’s called Middle Age.
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posted on
04/08/2013 4:48:08 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Opinions freely expressed as advice)
To: IbJensen
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posted on
04/08/2013 4:49:11 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Opinions freely expressed as advice)
To: Deagle
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posted on
04/08/2013 4:56:51 PM PDT
by
353FMG
( I do not indicate whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
To: John Semmens
How old is Bankee Mooooooooon? And how many personal ARMED bodyguards does this useless POS have?
Just because he wears diapers, like the rest of the UN delegates, he’d better not put the the human race at his level.
Egad, why doesn’t the US get out of the UN? It has been a burden ever since it was created. Idiotic parasites! I don’t know which is worse — WWII or the creation of the UN.
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posted on
04/08/2013 5:11:42 PM PDT
by
353FMG
( I do not indicate whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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