Posted on 03/31/2013 3:08:31 PM PDT by WesternCulture
Over here in Europe, we call it "The beautiful game".
Okey, nothing much happens for 72 minutes or so, but I'd say this is worth waiting for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8qNKbC4go
By the way, This player is from the ill-famed Muslim ghetto of Rosengård, Malmö, Sweden.
But actually, Ibrahimovic is not a Muslim - he's a Buddhist.
In case a lot of crazy stuff appears on your screen, try this link instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvQCbdAIZQ
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Uhhh, is that the vid you meant to link? I stopped after about the 4th or 5th MFer.
I apologize.
I have been drinking Danish beer for nine weeks.
Dude, you’ve been hacked.
The problem is that you have to wait for 72 minutes.
soccer is boring
The announcer makes it even more fun!
“The problem is that you have to wait for 72 minutes”
- It took me 13.5 years to get laid, but I’m not whining about the wait.
I might watch, if there was arena soccer, akin to arena football: smaller field, allowing players to bank the ball off the walls, etc, but then it would be too close to hockey and I’d end up watching hockey over arena soccer......
Not interested in foreign girl’s sports.
“soccer is boring” = a lot of stuff tend to go over my head
You could always go to Jamaica and try out the limbo dance.
If the Harlem Globetrotters had a soccer team, they’d sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic .
Soccer = Pussified Euroweenies.
I guess we can safely assume that you weren't the one who kicked that goal then!?! ;-)
“Not interested in foreign girl’s sports”
- Do you consider it manly to wear a lot of protection?
In ice hockey, okey, because the speed is higher, but on a field?
Who’s sissy?
You wouldn’t last two minutes in a Scandinavian girl’s soccer match in our kind of climate.
My 11 yo niece’s genes are Viking, yours is not.
“I guess we can safely assume that you weren’t the one who kicked that goal then!? ;-)”
- People keep tellin’ me that, but I actually gave the guy a lot of useful instructions.
Soccer is landscaping with a little defense......and a ball.
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