Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Barack Obama Dies, Leaving Sharp Divisions in the Country (satire)
The Family Security Foundation ^ | 03-08-2013 | EDWARD CLINE

Posted on 03/08/2013 4:38:36 AM PST by Cocoa2012


How would the New York Times cover the hypothetical death of Barack Obama? The same way it has covered the death of Venezuela's dictator, Hugo Chavez?
http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/detail/barack-obama-dies-leaving-sharp-divisions-in-the-country?f=must_reads

(Excerpt) Read more at familysecuritymatters.org ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; satire; whitehouse

1 posted on 03/08/2013 4:38:36 AM PST by Cocoa2012
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Cocoa2012

*whistling*....


2 posted on 03/08/2013 4:52:24 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cocoa2012

There would be IMMEDIATE State-Run-Medai 24/7 appeals for an instant Mt. Rushmore sculpting on Mt. Rushmore for the Mulatto Messiah, and his death would be blamed on Republicans/Tea Party/Whitey.


3 posted on 03/08/2013 4:52:46 AM PST by traditional1 (Amerika.....Providing public housing for the Mulatto Messiah)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: traditional1

Personally i’d go out back and shoot some guns into the ground to celebrate


4 posted on 03/08/2013 4:56:13 AM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: traditional1

Well, in Venezuela they are going to put Chavez on permanent display, Vlad Lenin style. People are already talking about him in religious terms, and floating wild conspiracy theories about how he was murdered.

From that I think we can pretty much infer how it would go down if Barry were to assume room temperature.


5 posted on 03/08/2013 5:55:10 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Joe Boucher
Personally i’d go out back and shoot some guns into the ground to celebrate

Don't forget to let loose a couple of shots from your double barreled shotgun, a la' Joey Biden.

FMCDH(BITS)

6 posted on 03/08/2013 6:10:06 AM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Cocoa2012

Kenya would be flying the flag at half staff.


7 posted on 03/08/2013 8:50:24 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nothingnew

remington 870 no double barrel here. But I’d like one if I purchased it without a gub mint check.
Actually I lost ALL my guns in a tragic boating accident. I was off Fort Pierce shooting flying fish with my shotgun and it and ALL my ammo was lost overboard along with All my other weapons. I still have a ball bat for protection though.


8 posted on 03/08/2013 12:50:10 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: nothingnew

remington 870 no double barrel here. But I’d like one if I purchased it without a gub mint check.
Actually I lost ALL my guns in a tragic boating accident. I was off Fort Pierce shooting flying fish with my shotgun and it and ALL my ammo was lost overboard along with All my other weapons. I still have a ball bat for protection though.


9 posted on 03/08/2013 12:51:15 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Cocoa2012

I can’t say that!


10 posted on 03/08/2013 4:49:10 PM PST by Sequoyah101
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe Boucher
...remington 870 no double barrel here. But I’d like one if I purchased it without a gub mint check.

Sadly, my matched set of Browning 20 gauge and 12 gauge and my Winchester 30/30 and my S&W 357 mag were all lost in a snowstorm last year. Never did find them.

FMCDH(BITS)

11 posted on 03/09/2013 12:12:35 PM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: nothingnew

A snowstorm huh?
You ought to try skeet shooting flying fish if you ever get another shotgun.
Drives them peta bastards nuts.


12 posted on 03/09/2013 4:16:25 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Cocoa2012

Joe Biden will lead the 21 gun salute with pump action shotguns


13 posted on 03/09/2013 4:17:51 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe Boucher
You ought to try skeet shooting flying fish if you ever get another shotgun.

Another shotgun...I've got an older friend, (I'm 61) who has a double Parker. Beautiful gun. I'm just waiting to read his will when the time comes.

FMCDH(BITS)

14 posted on 03/09/2013 7:39:22 PM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson