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The Perfect Stocking Stuffer For Liberals
The Looking Spoon ^
| 12-21-12
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 12/21/2012 4:32:28 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; christmas; satire; toy
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To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
12/21/2012 5:20:37 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: shibumi; TheOldLady; potlatch; JoeProBono; timestax
Need some ideas here. Stocking stuffers for liberals...or gag gifts...take your pick.
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posted on
12/21/2012 5:47:48 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: MestaMachine
How about a new alarm clock from the Bill Ayres Collection.
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posted on
12/21/2012 5:52:10 PM PST
by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Nahh... a pile of fresh, steaming and runny dog feces would be far more appropriate...
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posted on
12/21/2012 5:54:53 PM PST
by
TheBattman
(Isn't the lesser evil... still evil?)
To: TheBattman
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:05:15 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: tacticalogic
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:06:20 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: MestaMachine; TheOldLady; potlatch; JoeProBono; timestax; Salamander; humblegunner; Eaker; ...
Just in time for holiday giving.
From one of Moscow's leading fashion designers comes...
The AK47 Family of Armaments Necktie!
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:12:51 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: MestaMachine
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:13:17 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: shibumi; JoeProBono
I KNEW I could count on you! ROFL
Hey. It’s Friday night. What else are you gonna do? Wait around for the world to end or something?
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:18:08 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: MestaMachine; JoeProBono
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:26:11 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
Just dayum! I missed it completely!
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:30:53 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: shibumi
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posted on
12/21/2012 6:48:55 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: The Looking Spoon
The stocking stuffer for liberals is a cow pie. Or maybe a road apple.
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posted on
12/21/2012 7:45:50 PM PST
by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is the operational wing of CPUSA.)
To: MestaMachine; shibumi; Daffynition
Maybe a Sara Palin 'action doll'!! LOL
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:35:32 PM PST
by
potlatch
(~One Heart Less In My Life~)
To: potlatch
Excellent! I would actually pay to see the reaction of say, andy ‘what’s his name’ sullivan who was prolly only expecting coal.....pull this out of his pantyhose.
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:45:21 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: MestaMachine; shibumi
How I spent my Friday night/end of the world:
Went to the store for a few things.
Scrounged around Hobby lobby for a bit.
Came home, put the stuff away and started dissambling a Boa condo.
Rewired the heating cable in the condo.
Replaced snake.
Mopped spilled water out of Python tub.
Washed hands.
Made Himself cinnamon rolls.
Played with puppy while he ate rolls.
Discovered that the big Boa Bob had not shed properly due to low humidity in room.
Couldn’t find tub big enough to soak him so put warm water in bowl to use a washcloth to rub off dead skin, instead.
Wrestled for an hour with 18 pound, 7 foot Boa who does not like to be wet, much less have his head roughly scrubbed.
Finally got in living room to discover dog/dogs had ripped up pillow, thrown other pillows around room in revenge for ‘ignoring them while home’.
Put living room back together.
Sat down.
FReeped.
Don’t tell me I don’t live the weekends on the bleeding edge.
:P
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posted on
12/22/2012 12:46:10 AM PST
by
Salamander
(If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
To: Salamander
You’ll get no argument from me. Can’t even imagine ticking off a seven foot boa constrictor.
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posted on
12/22/2012 1:21:50 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: Salamander; MestaMachine
Cinnamon rolls?
Suffering withdrawl from Hostess are we?
(We went to Bass Pro Shop and ate a buffalo burger while staring at a huge fishtank. Now *that’s* edgy.)
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posted on
12/22/2012 1:29:29 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi; Salamander
I didn’t go anywhere because we have snow, snow, and snow. However, Papa John’s delivers in anything short of a nuclear explosion, so I had me an Italian hoagie twice as big as me...and a Sprite to wash it down.
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posted on
12/22/2012 1:52:01 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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