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SATIRE: Defense Secretary Justifies Inaction in Benghazi Attack
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 Oct 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/26/2012 11:53:54 PM PDT by John Semmens

US Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta explained that the US military commander for Africa, General Carter Ham, the chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Martin Dempsey, and himself all decided against any intervention to rescue those besieged because “we lacked a clear picture of what was happening.”

Panetta admitted that “while the drone surveillance did give us a real-time view of events on the ground, there were still some unanswered questions. First, we couldn't be sure how many attackers were involved. Was it 50, 100? Without knowing this we couldn't be sure how many reinforcements to send.”

“Second, the pictures from the drone couldn't clearly establish the intent of the attackers,” Panetta continued. “We had no way of knowing they would actually kill the Ambassador. Maybe if those under attack had simply surrendered they would have been taken alive. We couldn't risk negating this potential option.”

“There was always the chance that an attempt to rescue the Ambassador might make things worse,” Panetta added. “As it now stands, only four Americans were killed. If we had sent in troops there likely would've been more casualties on both sides. By declining to charge in we at least have no Libyan blood on our hands.”

The Secretary brushed off reports that those under attack were desperately pleading for help. “It's to be expected that persons in their position would have a rather narrow perspective of the situation,” he said. “It's hard to appreciate the bigger picture when you're in fear for your life. Those of us with broader responsibilities must maintain a calmer demeanor and balance the costs and benefits of escalating the confrontation.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/121509-2012-10-26-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-october-28-2012.htm


TOPICS: Government; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: libya; obama; satire; terrorism
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1 posted on 10/26/2012 11:54:01 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

BTTT


2 posted on 10/26/2012 11:55:48 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (The pundits have forgotten the 2010 elections.)
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


3 posted on 10/26/2012 11:55:48 PM PDT by John Semmens
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Panetta sounds like a genuine idiot. Surrender? Nuts!


4 posted on 10/26/2012 11:57:15 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: John Semmens

Fumbled that 3:00 am call.


5 posted on 10/26/2012 11:58:34 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: John Semmens

Panetta serving up extra large portions of B.S. tonight!


6 posted on 10/27/2012 12:00:12 AM PDT by Free Bee
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To: Jim Robinson

Hard to tell what is satire and what isn’t these days.


7 posted on 10/27/2012 12:02:47 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: John Semmens
I know this is satire (hard to tell now-a-days), but the following was ABSOLUTLY taken into consideration:

“By declining to charge in we at least have no Libyan blood on our hands.”

I'm a bit surprised that you didn't have him also say "We also need to respect the air space of a sovereign nation".

9 posted on 10/27/2012 12:04:46 AM PDT by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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Drone video, site security video and a guy on the ground on the phone just doesn’t give you a full picture. We need to give the terrorists some sat phones or iPads so they can send us their side of the fight to look at.


10 posted on 10/27/2012 12:04:46 AM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: piasa

Sheesh. Yup, you are correct. Hard to tell with these jerks in office.


11 posted on 10/27/2012 12:06:36 AM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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“It's to be expected that persons in their position would have a rather narrow perspective of the situation,”

lol!! I would not put it past them. Optimally they won't put the bumps in the road in those words.

12 posted on 10/27/2012 12:06:41 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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“we couldn’t be sure how many reinforcements to send.”

Umm, ALL OF THEM!

HE IS A FREAKING ASSHAT!


13 posted on 10/27/2012 12:15:28 AM PDT by ConservativeChris (I feel like Marvin Boggs!)
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Don’t add the satire tag to the front end, John. Don’t let them do that to you.


14 posted on 10/27/2012 12:19:32 AM PDT by LanaTurnerOverdrive ("I've done a lot of things in my life that I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgus)
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Don’t add the satire tag to the front end, John. Don’t let them do that to you.


15 posted on 10/27/2012 12:19:47 AM PDT by LanaTurnerOverdrive ("I've done a lot of things in my life that I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgus)
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Since this attack happened on foreign soil, I’m surprised they didn’t claim they couldn’t differentiate between the good and bad guys. Video being grainy, it being night time and all...

Did anyone of them take a potty break during this 7 hour violent action movie? I’m sure bozo took a pot break.

At the end of this “movie” did the credits say “I am barack obama and I approve of this message”?


16 posted on 10/27/2012 12:20:47 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: GeronL

I had an argument with a lib, and he said he saw an ABC special on Benghazi a few days ago, and what he learned was that the ambassador acted like a cowboy going to Benghazi instead of staying in the capital. So ABC is blaming the victim, in this instance, the dead victim!


17 posted on 10/27/2012 12:22:06 AM PDT by winner3000
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To: John Semmens
What's bad here is that your satire is more believable than what Obozo and the boys are coming up with.
Heck, a satire less absurd than White House explanations......... Interesting concept.
18 posted on 10/27/2012 12:29:00 AM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: winner3000

Nothing the MSM does can surprise me anymore. I hope.


19 posted on 10/27/2012 12:31:11 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: John Semmens

this is not a subject for satire.

I rather think that anyone who who lost a son that night would not think so - ever.

and we all lost sons that night - they were ours.

this is throwing fuel on the fire - for what? a chance for some attention - to show cleverness?


20 posted on 10/27/2012 1:50:47 AM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does)
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