Laz's Counsel: Objection. Relevancy.
Gloria Allred: I'll rephrase. You have answered you would not hit a repulsive lesbian who's voting for 0bama. Would you hit a repulsive non-lesbian who not only is voting for 0bama but has worn through 14 pairs of 0bama knee-pads?
Laz's Counsel: Objection. Still irrelevant.
Judge: Sustained. But I'm still going to allow the question, because I think FRee Republic needs to know just how depraved Laz is.
(Court erupts into shouting, several people rush the witness stand with clenched fists)