Carr:
>>This time, they’d rubbed our noses in it. The moonbats not only kidnapped both Republican signs, but they replaced them with a Granny Warren sign AND two Barack Obama signs. (His wife) was livid. She called the cops — the moonbat mob had been on a veritable crime wave that night, hitting at least three other houses in our neighborhood...It’s the old double standard. They rip down my signs and defend it by saying dissent is the highest form of patriotism. It’s civil disobedience, speaking truth to power. But if I rip down their signs, it’s a hate crime.
Rub your signs with Poison Ivy! I do. Neighbor’s teenager was covered in Calamine lotion a couple days later!
“Hey Joe! That’s a nasty case of Poison Ivy! Where did you get into it?”
“I dunno.”
BWAAAAAAA!
At a recent Republican meeting here, someone said to put vaseline around the rim of your sign so that the perps will get slimed if they try to take your signs...
hope it helps...
I’m going to get a Romney sign and tack it to a piece of 1x2 and put that into a nice size pail filled with redi-mix concrete and put it in the ground. That ought to give the little bastards a hernia trying to get it out.