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Why Grown Men Walk Around Wearing Football Jerseys
Deadspin ^ | 9/5/2012 | Drew Magary

Posted on 09/05/2012 1:33:25 PM PDT by mojito

....I have a jersey I wear when my team plays on Sundays. It's not a good jersey. It's a lame-ass replica jersey I bought because I was too cheap to spring for the real deal. But I wear it. And do I feel like a stallion when I wear it? I DO. I totally do, even though I look like every other middle-aged man wearing an NFL jersey he shouldn't be wearing. I feel like I'm part of the team, which is just absurd.

NFL fans walk around in team jerseys all the time, and even though most of them look like schlubs, most of them FEEL better than they do at any other time of the week. In fact, the fatter and more out of shape you are, the more powerful a spell the jersey casts over your ego. Maybe you look like a real player. Maybe the head coach will be in dire need of a running back in the fourth quarter, see you through the TV screen, and summon you out to the field to go rip off the winning 90-yard swing pass. That will never happen, but the jersey is what lets you dream about it, and often the dream is vivid enough to make a decent substitute for reality. Which is good, because in reality you're fat and your team sucks.

So if you have a jersey sitting in your drawer, I beseech you to take it out right now and throw it on. Don't apologize for it. Don't worry about your girlfriend telling you that you look pathetic. She doesn't get it, man. She doesn't understand the POWER of the jersey. But you do. You put that jersey on and you get yourself fired the f**k up, because the NFL season starts TONIGHT....

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To: Doctor 2Brains
Why do grown men walk around in flip flops, shorts, t-shirts, keds, bizarre facial hair, piercings, tattooes, and fat guts?

Well, living in Florida, I do wear cargo shorts, polo shirt and sandals for daily wear. But, I do wear long pants for Sunday church.

Only time I wear shoes is to play golf, go dancing with my wife or attend funerals/weddings.

I can't stand facial hair, on myself, nearly trimmed on others Is OK.

Started developing a furniture problem, my chest was falling into my drawers. So, rather than trying to explain that when one has a good tool, one builds a shed over it, I returned to my military PT regimen and took care of that problem.

No piercings. No tattoos. No jerseys. No jeans.

And whenever I wear a cap, I always remove it when I enter a building or I am in the presence of a lady. I must admit, some of the ladies are quite pleasantly taken aback when I tip my cap to them while riding on bike trails.

Ergo, I do not fit the norm you mention.

Guess I am just a fossil.

41 posted on 09/05/2012 2:22:06 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: mojito

I have a jersey too! It is from my son’s high school and had the number he wore through middle school and high school. Now that he’s in college, he has a different number and colors, but I don’t think MIT sells jerseys, so I can’t update mine ... but I do have an MIT Mom t-shirt.

However, our younger son plays pop warner, and this year requested his brother’s old number, and our pop warner team has the same colors as our high school team, so I’m still okay. Just wish I could buy an MIT jersey too!


42 posted on 09/05/2012 2:22:47 PM PDT by lkco
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To: Snickering Hound

She is using more than her share of pixels...


43 posted on 09/05/2012 2:23:46 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (ObamaCare is an assault on the unborn, infirmed and elderly. GOP, repeat this as necessary...)
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To: lkco

What’s his major?


44 posted on 09/05/2012 2:24:25 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

I forgot to mention that I have both the standard ratio and widescreen versions on VHS.


45 posted on 09/05/2012 2:24:29 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: mojito

Outsourcing masculinity. The overweight out of shape poor unheralded loser feels like a winning worshipped wealthy athlete if he wears the jersey of HIS team. Their victory was dependent on him and he shares in it donchaknow?


46 posted on 09/05/2012 2:26:30 PM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Inyo-Mono

Impressive. Now for the true test. What percentage of the movie do you think you can quote?


47 posted on 09/05/2012 2:28:19 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: NELSON111
and posting 10's of thousands of messages on a forum makes one look like a loser with no life. We all have our oddities and things that entertain us

Are you trying to say you wear a Justin Bieber T shirt?
48 posted on 09/05/2012 2:29:21 PM PDT by Krankor (Green-eyed lady, lovely lady Strolling slowly towards the sun)
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To: mojito

Times have changed dramatically since I was in high school back in the early 60s.

First of all, lettering was an honor. Not everyone on the team lettered. You had to play in a certain number of quarters or innings or score a certain number of points. I did a bit of teaching after I retired and was surprised to learn that even band members now get letter jackets.

We all kept our practice jerseys but the school didn’t give us the game jerseys. I don’t recall anyone selling fake jerseys or letter jackets back then.

I can no longer get into my College letter jacket and I have no idea what happened to my high school stuff. I once took my letter jacket to a sporting goods store and asked if they could duplicate it in a larger size. They had no interest in doing so.

My grandchildren have all my old college gear. I will say those Wilson letter jackets were well made. They are still in good shape after more than 40 years.


49 posted on 09/05/2012 2:32:55 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: Krankor
>>>>Are you trying to say you wear a Justin Bieber T shirt?

Nice try.

50 posted on 09/05/2012 2:36:20 PM PDT by NELSON111
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To: EEGator

Right around 60% now. At one time (back in the ‘90s) close to 90%.


51 posted on 09/05/2012 2:39:23 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: Doctor 2Brains

52 posted on 09/05/2012 2:41:50 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

I never understood it either, it always seemed absurd to me. This author at least admits the absurdity, and does kind of explain the phenomenon. I have a friend who actually thinks that his team will play better when he is in the stands cheering for them. Intellectually, he must know that’s ridiculous, but somehow he rationalizes it, because I guess that way, he feels like they need him somehow, and he is part of the team. Hey, if it helps him get through the day, so be it.


53 posted on 09/05/2012 2:42:00 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Inyo-Mono

Ha, about the same for me.


54 posted on 09/05/2012 2:42:07 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: mojito

Go to Europe and they’re all walking around wearing hideously loud soccer jerseys bearing adverts for software companies and Muslim airlines.

So what’s your point?


55 posted on 09/05/2012 2:45:21 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: mojito

The funniest thing is when the jock whose name is on the jersey you wear moves to the team you suppose to hate as a fan of his old team, and do hate it, and it happens right after you shelled out, what, $45 for the jersey.


56 posted on 09/05/2012 2:45:35 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: NELSON111

Yes, but most of us don’t walk around in public with our FR post count on our chests :)


57 posted on 09/05/2012 2:48:39 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Revolting cat!

$45, Where are you shopping?


58 posted on 09/05/2012 2:49:49 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: mojito

I don’t own an NFL jersey (or any other league jersey, for that matter), but I am still known to wear Iron Maiden t-shirts. :)


59 posted on 09/05/2012 2:51:38 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Vote Romney to stop Obama. Vote conservative Congresspeople to stop Romney.)
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To: EEGator

Hong Kong’s Ladies Market.


60 posted on 09/05/2012 2:52:48 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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