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Saw this on Craig's List today
Craig's List ^
| July 23, 2012
Posted on 07/24/2012 10:29:47 AM PDT by abishai
Saw this ad as Craig's List today. This is NOT my ad. I guess it is some farmer trying to get rid of his manure spreader.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: craigslist; humor
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posted on
07/24/2012 10:29:59 AM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
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posted on
07/24/2012 10:32:27 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: abishai
Fifty-year old manure spreader.
Not sure of brand.
Said to have been produced in Kenya .
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.
Of questionable pedigree.
Does not appear to have ever been worked very hard.
Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances.
I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November.
But I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way.
I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocated this manure spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States of America Constitution.
Location: Washington, DC
To: abishai
That is great, but you probably want to cut and paste it here before it gets flagged. Funny stuff!
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posted on
07/24/2012 10:38:03 AM PDT
by
volunbeer
(Don't worry America, our kids will pay for it!)
To: abishai
Nominate for “best of craigslist”
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posted on
07/24/2012 10:38:34 AM PDT
by
Rio
(Tempis fugit.)
To: abishai
“next November” isn’t that a bit late?
To: MetaThought
I read this more than a year ago. Must get flagged and removed from time to time. Should be updated with the times when it is reloaded.
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posted on
07/24/2012 10:44:06 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: abishai
hahaha - I love Americans!
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posted on
07/24/2012 10:51:00 AM PDT
by
jcsjcm
(This country was built on exceptionalism and individualism. In God we Trust - Laus Deo)
To: SE Mom; maggief; LucyT; Seizethecarp; bluecat6; onyx
For those who need a little levity.
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posted on
07/24/2012 11:07:39 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then.)
To: SE Mom; maggief; LucyT; Seizethecarp; bluecat6; onyx; RedMDer
For those who need a little levity.
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posted on
07/24/2012 11:08:37 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then.)
To: volunbeer
Do you mean cut and paste it here on FR, or save the page before it gets taken off CL?
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posted on
07/24/2012 11:11:19 AM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai; volunbeer
Nevermind, I'll do both..
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posted on
07/24/2012 11:16:37 AM PDT
by
abishai
To: abishai
Fantastic!
I will re-post it on my local CL if another does not do so first, we all need a laugh to help wash off the wide spread manure.
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posted on
07/24/2012 4:31:42 PM PDT
by
X-spurt
(It is truly time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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