Posted on 06/27/2012 7:43:19 AM PDT by NOBO2012
...And since we’ve been so busy lately with all the heavy lifting associated with contempt charges, money problems, security leaks and uncooperative poll numbers, I just realized that I’ve been shirking my fashion reportage.
So I decided to take a break between illegal immigration and Obamacare to catch you up on Lady M’s latest fashion iconary (is that a word?)
I’d first like to point out that Lady M hasn’t worn a new frock in days! Take yesterday for example:
We first saw this domino dress way back in 2010 at an NAACP event in Florida where Lady M delivered an outstanding keynote speech on kid’s fat behinds. Strangely, she looked a little woozy that time too:
I blame the frock; it looks a little too much like one of those modern art paintings that make your eyes cross.
(Excerpt) Read more at michellesmirror.com ...
Why would a BIG girl like MO wear things with big splashy patterns and loud colors, drawing attention to her SIZE!!??
And I ask this question, altogether apart from the fact that I hardly ever see her in anything tasteful.
She always wears these ghastly colors, badly designed and ill-fitting things that make her look cheezy!
Paging Tim Gunn!
Where’s the Michelle fashion alert ping?
I am an experienced seanstress and I continue to try and pinpoint just what her fitting issues are. Everything she wears appears to be too big in the bust and too short in the waist. Both problems are easily correctable, if the dresses are custom made, as designer clothing usually is. Pencil skirts are actually more flattering on her, although they require a tad more fabric in the rear, both lengthwise and in the width.
Her taste on the other hand, is not so easily improved.
She did begin her reign as a “fashion icon” by choosing to wear a summer wedding gown to a ball in Washington in January.
And Stacy London and Clinton Kelly!
Exactly! You stated it perfectly!
LOL...I try ; D
Bring back the ammo belts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sadly Unfortunate choices in what to be seen in.
A lady doesn’t want the dress to scream over her but, rather accentuate her beauty.
Too Bad. She’s actually a pretty girl but needs to lose the scowl, furrowed eyebrows and absolutely ought to dress in simple patterns and solid two color ensembles.
So...what happened? Did Barnum and Bailey come out with some new tent styles?
I was always taught if you don't have something good to say then just don't say anything. If we're discussing someone you respect. For instance, when Barbara Bush was first lady, and she was a lady, you never heard of her great “fashion sense”. Cause she didn't have much. Unless
“Grandmother chic” somehow in fashion.
But Michelle. Hideous colors, shapes, shoes etc. And the fashionistas line up to praise her great style!
What a bunch of boobs. Speaking of which. I wonder when we'll see the “boob belt” making an appearance on the runway?
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