Congresswoman Says State a Better Mate for Women

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 June 2012 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

In a speech at a conference organized by the National Council for Research and Women Representative Gwen Moore (D-Wis) urged women to “shake off the shackles of male hegemony” and use their superior numbers to effect a “social-sexual realignment of power.”

“Women are the major beneficiaries of the government’s social welfare programs,” Moore pointed out. “Women receive the majority of the payments made for food, clothing, and shelter. Women use health care benefits to a much greater extent. Considering that women live longer they take down two-thirds to 85% of the benefits distributed via Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.”

In light of these statistics, Moore argued that “Republican resistance to expanded government is a sexist ploy to deny women the full fruits of our electoral superiority. We have the votes to take what we want. There is no longer any need for us to put up with a repugnant spouse in order to survive. The government can take care of us and we won’t have to cook for them, pick up after them, or sleep with them.”

“The key will be to get women to vote as a block,” Moore said. “If we can do that we can’t be stopped.”

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[JudgemAll]

Welcome to the state made dildo, your friendly Obamacare extention robot who knows better than the real thing... because it is made in the image of Obama...

[JudgemAll]

Maybe it is not satire, but a pre-emptive balloon to “trap” and play.

Satire or PsyOps, you choose.

[martian622]

This is why progressives went after women's suffrage 100 years ago. They figured(rightly so) that women would vote for a government that promised them the security and power that fathers and husbands could not provide. It was one of the three points of progressive attacks against American culture - Divide and destroy God, Family and Country in the culture.

Most women are known to vote for two things of great importance to them now days - Their purse and their P***y and not necessarily in that order.

[sima_yi]

You got me good with this one! I actually started levitating before I saw your name. Another classic!

[freekitty]

Unfortunately, this is one of those women who believe women are second class citizens. If you aren’t one; you don’t have to go bleating around about oppressed you are.

[YHAOS]

Well . . . the state is probably better at scr . . .
No . . . won't say it.

[CrazyIvan]

This may be satire, but I remember reading something very
similar to this urging Nazi women to remember that their
purpose was to bear children for the state no matter what
their marital status was. I did a search, but could not come
up with the original.

[TheConservativeParty]

Ok, you got me there for a few seconds.
Being a Wisconsinite, I am well aware the Gwen Moore is known to be the stupidest elected democrat in the state, perhaps the country. Wait, there’s Maxine Waters...OK it’s a tie.

[Intolerant in NJ]

“Women are the major beneficiaries of the government’s social welfare programs,” Moore pointed out. “Women receive the majority of the payments made for food, clothing, and shelter. Women use health care benefits to a much greater extent...does not compute - I thought the left claimed "rich" people benefitted the most from our government and society - that's why they have to pay more taxes - maybe women should be taxed more if this mental wizard is correct.......