Posted on 06/15/2012 1:53:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The Democratics pride themselves on being the Party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance. Well, yesterday we heard from the DUmmies that "'Conservatives' are traitors," ergo, worthy of silencing, execution, and consignment to the flames of hell. Now today the lovefest continues with this gem, a THREAD by DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, "I Will Not Aid A Republican."
Peace, Love, and Tolerance? Let's find out now as we lie half-dead on the road between Jerusalem and Jericho and await the response of the priest and the Levite, whether or not they will stop and help us. The DUmmies' cold comments are in Die Republicans Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who has love for all men, even DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:
I Will Not Aid A Republican
[That's straight from the DUmmie Scout Oath.]
In the future if someone is in trouble and I find out they are a Republican I will just walk away.
[Now is NOT the time for all good men to come to the aid of THEIR party.]
I won't help them in any way. I have already ended my association with all the Republicans I know. And none of them are my friends.
[Thank you, Mr. Warmth. Now, DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, let's hear from your colleagues . . .]
Well, if you're comitted to this line of thought...At least explain to them that you can't help them, because they'd just start expecting handouts. remind them there's no free lunch. And assure them that if they had only made better life-choices, they wouldn't be in whatever mess they're in. It's what they would say to you, after all.
[Thank you, DUmmie Scootaloo, for revealing right away the fundamental flaw in liberals' thinking, i.e., the failure to distinguish between FORCED governmental redistribution of wealth, which Republicans oppose, and VOLUNTARY private acts of mercy, which we are all in favor of. You're just too dense and brainwashed to see that, aren't you?]
The truly insane thing about Republicans is many will go out of their way to help people they know/meet in their personal lives, but the minute the situation becomes abstract - helping some guy a thousand miles away you've never met - they invoke this Ayn Rand claptrap. Truly confused people.
[The truly surprising thing here is that you acknowledge that Republicans WILL go out of their way to help people. Don't you know we're all heartless b*st*rds??]
It's called naked tribalism.
["Naked tribalism"? Now you've got benburch's attention!]
'Scuse me sir...I'd like to apply a dressing to this sucking chest wound but first I'm going to need you to complete a quick survey...Question 1a....
[I detect a note of sarcasm.]
Thats mighty progressive of you. If I can help ANYONE I will. It's the HUMAN thing to do.
[LOUSY SAMARITAN TROLL!!!]
The great wall can be seen from outer space, and it was built 1 brick at a time.
[DUmmie DiverDave rebukes TheMastersNemesis, who would dismantle the wall to stone the Republicans, 1 brick at a time. DUmmie rrHeretic then snipes back at DiverDave . . .]
Ah yes, the ego speakith!!
[The ego has landed.]
That's might nice of you (NOT). But the real message you're saying is: I am just so unique and nice that it compels me to help anyone regardless of the DANGER they are to rational, normal human beings because I know so much MORE than other people, especially those totally f***ed by these right wingers.
[Rational, normal human beings would never HELP those dangerous right-wingers!]
I could go on with this but. . . .
[In fact, I think I will . . .]
YOU, being so nice and special, don't seem to care. If any of the scum on the right need help, you'll jump right in. Sorta like trying to help a rabid dog by giving it some food or water and then it takes a bite out of you.
[Beware of rabid Republican! There's a plague of hydrophoby in these parts!]
No DiverDave, you are not special, just incredibly naive regarding the real danger they are to the rest of us. It is WAR in this country - we are in a war whether or not you see the reality in front of you or not.
[DiverDave is AWOL in the Democrats' War on Rethuglicans.]
And sadly, for you at least, those on the right look at people like you and laugh derisively. I know because I've tried to reach out to them in the past only to have my fingers cut off.
[DUmmie rrHeretic has learned to type with his toes. DiverDave responds . . .]
Dude step away from the , well whatever it is that makes you act like a dick.
[If it acts like a dick and walks like a dick. . . . DUmmie rrHeretic must take Levite-tra.]
Hell, I'd even help YOU. One brick at a time, man. . . .
[A brick for a dick.]
I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT and as such get many chances to aid folks I don't know that are in need of assistance but for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I'm not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property.
[Sweet! That's the spirit! LET their house burn down! Serves 'em right!]
What about swing voters? Or what if someone says they split their ticket?
[In that case, we put out the fire on the second floor but let the first floor burn to the ground.]
Split the ticket? You mean vote for 1 right winger who might not be as extreme as the other 1 you're not voting for? Sorry, but if it looks like a pig, walks like a pig, oinks like a pig, then it's a freaking right winging nutjob.
[When pigs fry.]
You seem to be on a mission to devalue the lives of conservatives. Post after post, that's what you argue. Is that because you're a liberal who feels strongly about these things? Maybe. But perhaps your intention is to raise a chorus of replies saying 'Yes! Let them die,' . . . That . . . would make liberals look pretty hypocritical. Aw heck. Just speculation here. Surely you aren't deliberately trying to encourage that.
[DUmmie RZM, are you suggesting that DUmmie TheMastersNemesis could be . . . might be . . . a . . . Naaahh!!!]
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
[When pigs fry.]
I love fried pig.
So, you come across a car wreck with injured people in the car. In DUmmieland, the first thing you DON'T do is put down flares, call 911 and try to comfort the injured. The first thing this jerk will do is wake you from your shock faint and ask if you are a Republican.
Watch what you say!
Liberalism...truly a mental disease.
Mmmmmm...Help you I Can't....Yessss.......
I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT and as such get many chances to aid folks I don't know that are in need of assistance but for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I'm not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. ~~~ Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property. ~~~
Yep get some sleep Moonbat, you'll need a lot of rest.
First, for when you get Fired for dereliction and discrimination. Then for when you're SUED for every penny you have for any damages. And then ... for when you're prosecuted for any injuries that occurred and get sent off to Prison.
Then DUmmie, say Hi to your new Bunkmate -- 'Lifer', Jamal El-TaBaaz Jones. He likes to Pump Iron in 'the yard'. Likes late night walks on the beach to the prison shower, loves Jazz and white meat, and needs a new 'girlfriend' -- fast. (Now maybe if you tell him you hate those "miserable pukes" he won't sell you to everyone 'for a party'. Nah.... forget that, he won't give a sh__.)
Bro or sistah cain't hep cause dey ain't yet got dey gubmint handout.
because they'd just start expecting handouts.
Hey DUmmie, how many dims are on gubmint handout programs?
remind them there's no free lunch. And assure them that if they had only made better life-choices, they wouldn't be in whatever mess they're in.
Most of the free breakfast, lunch and dinner programs are in DUmmie areas. People paying taxes are in heavy Republican areas.
It's what they would say to you, after all.
My 40+ years of paying taxes to Uncle Sam would beg to differ with you DUmmie.
helping some guy a thousand miles away you've never met - they invoke this Ayn Rand claptrap. Truly confused people.
YAY!!!! I'll never again have to donate another dime to free will offerings for disasters such as Katrina, Ike, the Joplin tornado, the Japan earthquake, etc. < /s> DUmmies are the confused people.
WOW, my covert bogus DUmmy account persona makes the DUFU!I’m in Red!
Ahh. Good to be back. That was a great read. This is going to be a great year. Thank you Charles.
“..for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I’m not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property.”
I have a hard time believing this, but just in case....
Hey DUmmie, so you only want tax money to support your efforts from DEMOCRATS? I could go along with ya on that one! Quit asking for conservatives to pay more in taxes if you are so willing to exclude them from the services that those tas revenues SUPPOSEDLY provide.
Do you have a link to that AR quote? I’d love to bookmark it for continual use throughout the year....
It’s in the front page of my personal website:
www.starlancs.com.
I’m in the process of overhauling that site, so it may move, but it’ll still be there. That’s a real right-between-the-eyes statement that’s guaranteed to send liberals and their ilk into fits of frothing-at-the-mouth rage.
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