Obama Gains Key Reelection Endorsements

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 May 2012 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The Communist Party of the United States announced it is supporting Barack Obama’s reelection bid. “It used to be that we had to run our own candidates for public office,” recounted Sam Webb, chairman of the Communist Party USA. “In recent years, though, we’ve found a huge overlap with many of the candidates running on the Democratic ticket. Of these, President Obama is the best of the lot.”

Webb hastened to point out that “this doesn’t mean we are totally satisfied with everything he has done in his first term. The airwaves haven’t yet been cleared of fascist propaganda. Capitalists are still allowed to profiteer from meeting human needs. And property has not been fully collectivized. But we see signs of progress in all these areas and are confident that a second term will bring significant breakthroughs on all fronts.”

NARAL also proclaimed its support for a second Obama term. NARAL President Nancy Keenan said “we are proud to extend our endorsement to a man who has done more to ensure that no woman need endure an unwanted pregnancy than any of his predecessors. Under his rule no insurer will be permitted to refuse to provide whatever measure of birth control is necessary to prevent or terminate a pregnancy. He has brought us closer to the day when a more equitable distribution of child-bearing responsibilities is attained.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/05/20/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-20/

[a fool in paradise]

“Key” endorsements? Are they from John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Andrew Sullivan?

[EGPWS]

Be careful CPA, the democrat party may just render you an unnecessary political party. ; )

[Chong]

A good one!

[Baynative]

“...this doesn’t mean we are totally satisfied with everything he has done in his first term. The airwaves haven’t yet been cleared of fascist propaganda. Capitalists are still allowed to profiteer from meeting human needs. And property has not been fully collectivized. But we see signs of progress in all these areas and are confident that a second term will bring significant breakthroughs on all fronts.”

There you go; blurring the line of reality again.

[Happy Rain]

Obama got a key endorsement from P.E.T.A. as well—his pioneering efforts at redefining marriage has all animal “lovers” optimistic that the doors he is opening will lead to Spot the spouse, matrimony with marmosets, and romantic nuptials with hot looking marsupials.

Then it's the tree huggers turn.

[rockinqsranch]

:)

[TheOldLady]

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