Posted on 03/24/2012 12:49:20 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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When I lived in SF a few years back, the STANDARD opening from anyone wanting the bar stool next to me was “Boy, that George Bush sure is a moran, huh?”
Out of nowhere. Must have happened at least 300-400 times.
Guess lefties think they can get cooties by sitting next to a conservative.
Groupthink must provide them a warm and secure feeling. They would be happier living in a hive or an ant colony than as free men and women.
A few years back I was at the lunch counter of my favorite hash house in Juneau, Alaska and the TV news had a spot about Dick Cheney (no sound) and the guy next to me called him a nazi. I said “you don’t look like an idiot, but that proves you are” or something like that. I took my food and moved down a couple of stools. He had no response since he was a runt.
You’re right about the groupthink. Lefties are VERY insecure about their belief systems (such as they are) and require constant reassurance that they are right. Hence the “Fox lies” and other nonsense they spout. They don’t want any inconvenient facts to burst their bubble.
As I put it in my book, “If your belief system is so fragile that it risks falling apart at the slightest contact with a different belief system, maybe you should consider re-thinking it.”
From the best OWS pickup lines:
@jpodhoretz What time do you get off from not working?
@mdrache Can I have my mom’s debit card buy you a drink?
@adamsbaldwin So, do you not work here?
@derekahunter I don’t know why I’m here either. We have so much in common!
@DanaPerino I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.
@kiradavis422 I luv how u reject the fascistic American standard of beauty by refusing to shave, bathe or wear attractive clothing. Its hot.
@derekahunter Your parent’s basement or mine?
@jimgeraghty I know a patch of sidewalk right in front of this great little Italian place.
@chuck_dizzle I bet my degree is more worthless than yours.
@ArsenioOrteza You must be Wall Street, ‘cause I’d sure like to occupy you.
@a1776patriot My parents think I’m in class too!!!
@informedblackmn Your eyes are like cesspools in the moonlight.
@DonnaBonnell You remind me of a female Janeane Garafalo.
@brandondarby Seeing you with that Molotov really gets me hot.
@mattysprings Want to help me offset my carbon emissions?
@Aslan444 I just got my Pell Grant & food stamps, let’s party!
@CDR My dad would hate you! Let’s do it!!
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