CARTOON: Triumph of the Swill

Out of Order Blog ^ | 3-22-12 | Dale

[daletoons]

Forrest Gump has got to be on something considerably more potent than the standard Libutard Kool-Aid. Has Hollywood everyman, Tom Hanks finally reached his Soon-Yi moment? That point in time where an entertainer's extra-curricular activities render him unwatchable. For me, he achieved that status when he lent his talents to Opie and Dan Brown's effort to drag the name of Christ through the dirt in "The DaVinci Code" movie. But for the more patriotically minded, his choice to narrate Obama for America's 17 minute, Leni Riefenstahl style, propaganda piece, "The Road We've Traveled," has got to be the last straw. You'd think leftist compassion would've driven Obamaton Tom and Barack to offer the gig to some unemployed voice-over guy with better pipes than Hanks. I guess "the heart wants what the heart wants."

[daletoons]

I think Hanks may have Disney Girl Syndrome. He was an uncool Bible totin’ teenager who is now trying to show how cool he really is. Kind of sad. If only he weren’t so influential.

[longfellow]

He blew it when he decided to blow klinton during the lewinski scandal.

[Rummyfan]

Let's face it: if we lived under a Soviet or East German (DDR) type system of tyranny, ninety-nine percent of our artists would prostitute themselves to that tyranny to maintain their perqs and lifestyle. And after his last couple of flicks, Tom will soon be starring in CSI: Dubuque.

[null and void]

Maintain your perqs and lifestyle or be forgotten and worked/starved to death in a FEMA camp?

Tough call.