[Slings and Arrows]

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[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Don't do it guys! It's a TRAP! Next thing you know they are going to be trying to tell you to wear high heeled shinny leather shoes with pointed toes.

Getting them on is not even the worse part. All those weird dance moves came from women trying to keep their pantry hose in place.

Even I don't wear the darn things, on occasions where hosiery is called for stockings fill the bill nicely.