Musician jokes? I’ll start.
“How do you get a guitar player off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.”
Well,,, sure! Those are the tame ones! Like;
“How do you tell if the stage is level?”
“There’s drool coming outa both sides of the drummer’s mouth.”
But those are nothing, compared to real musician jokes. Some of the ones I know are so gross! But they’re told for a reason. And that reason is to point out how disgusting these gross jokes are. Not reveling in them, but reviling them! But you can’t tell them to most people, because they won’t understand the distinction, and will be offended, without understanding what the real reason is behind telling these “jokes.”
Pilot jokes:
Q. How do you know there’s a pilot in the room?
A. He’ll tell everyone.
A very distraught young lady told the police that a pilot raped her. When the detective interviewed her, his first question was, “What airline was he with?”
“I don’t know,” she replied, “He didn’t say.”
Then the detective asked, “What did his uniform look like?”
“I never saw his uniform. He was naked.”
“Then how can you be sure he was a pilot?”
“He was wearing a big watch, had a small d*** and wouldn’t stop talking about himself.”