Pilot jokes:
Q. How do you know there’s a pilot in the room?
A. He’ll tell everyone.
A very distraught young lady told the police that a pilot raped her. When the detective interviewed her, his first question was, “What airline was he with?”
“I don’t know,” she replied, “He didn’t say.”
Then the detective asked, “What did his uniform look like?”
“I never saw his uniform. He was naked.”
“Then how can you be sure he was a pilot?”
“He was wearing a big watch, had a small d*** and wouldn’t stop talking about himself.”
What’s the difference between and pilot and a Pratt & Whitney PT6?
The PT6 stops whining when you move the fuel cut-off lever.