Posted on 02/27/2012 7:25:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Remember that hypocritical RANT by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT last year about conservatives supposedly engaged in hate rhetoric in the wake of the Gabby Giffords shooting? It has the height of hypocrisy not only because it was completely wrong but because it turned out that Pitt himself had been banned for threatening extreme violence upon a homeless woman, Bobo the Hobo. Well, take a look at this sanity-challenged KOmmie THREAD with the krazed title of "Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**..." And believe me, as you shall see, the rabid frothing of the text is definitely in keeping with the hate-filled title.
However, before we go further, and since I mentioned WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, I have a special treat for you in the form of a MENDACITY ALERT. Here is a QUOTE by Pitt in which he proudly boasts of his descent from William Pitt the Elder who, along with his son, was a British Prime Minister:
"I am a direct descendant of Pitt the Elder on my father's side. His father, my grandfather, became a genealogist after he retired from medicine, and traced our family all the way back to the 1600s."
Well, I checked WIKIPEDIA and double checked it against other sources and there are NO direct descendants of William Pitt the Elder named Pitt. William Pitt the Elder had three sons. Son William Pitt the Younger, also a Prime Minister, never married and had no children. Son John Pitt did marry but had no children. Finally, a third son, James Charles Pitt, died at the age of 19 or 20 and had NO CHILDREN. I even checked on the two daughters of William Pitt the Elder on the off-chance that they had sons to whom they gave the Pitt name. Nope. The daughters all had daughters...none with the Pitt last name. Therefore, in recognition of the extreme mendacity of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, including his "scoop" about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006, I am recommending that Pitt be appointed to the position of Press Secretary for the Elizabeth Warren campaign in MA. Oh, and Warren can get a really good recommendation on Pitt's loyalty from his previous employer, Dennis Kucinich. Hee! Hee!
And now we plunge down to the depths of insanity and watch the KOmmies howl at the moon in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who claims to be a direct descendant of Roderick the Ridiculous who was the court jester for Charlemagne, is in the [brackets]:
Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...
[Ranted KOmmie Troubadour from the confines of his Rubber Room.]
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shit-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...
[Speaking of mendacious, did you know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is a direct descendant of William Pitt the Elder...in his own mind?]
...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...
[Obviously you're looking for a Rubber Room upgrade.]
...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome, Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...
[Should we tie you down with the leather straps now or wait until after November's election results?]
Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
[I'm sort of in the mood now for another of those hypocritical lectures the Left was feeding us last year on the subject of hate rhetoric. And now to the other KRazed Kommies...]
I agree with every word in this post!!
[Good news! There's room for two in KOmmie Troubadour's Rubber Room.]
Hopefully, you treated yourself to a nice glass of Pinot Noir wine after writing this post!
[Laced with the venom that he was spewing.]
I hate conservatives as much as a man can hate. They're stupid and evil; breathtakingly ignorant of the way the world works and even of their own needs and eager to impose suffering in the name of personal gain and moral judgement. They have nothing to say worth listening to: Bronze Age superstitions and naked narcissism and greed wrapped up together in pure cynicism. Everything that they want is objectively bad for the country and the world. Conservatism and liberalism/progressivism are mutually exclusive worldviews and value systems; I don't believe in compromising with them because I don't see how we can do that and continue to be liberals. I certainly don't believe that there is any room for conservatives in the liberal utopia.
[Ship them off the the re-education camps!]
Democrats do not employ this rhetoric. Liberals do not employ this rhetoric. Progressives do not employ this rhetoric. Decent people of any stripe do not employ this rhetoric.
[But Troubadour and his fellow KOmmies DO employ this rhetoric. Can't you read?]
This is a rant. It's clever and funny and I would like to say it's over the top, but actually a lot of it is pretty accurate. But it's not a call to action; it's a rant.
[Really? After this rant by KOmmie Troubadour, I would definitely force him to pass through multiple metal detectors should he ever get near any of the Republican candidates. Oh, and a full anal cavity search by Ben Burch would be advisable too.]
to the schoolmarms who thought this little ditty was JUST AWFUL: would you feel the same way while being shepherded into one of the koch bros. "political re-education" camps that you just know are on the drawing board someplace? let's talk when the "liberals" are being hunted from helicopters (JUST AWFUL!)
[You will be hunted from helicopter drones which will hit you with tranquillizer darts and then set you up on stage for our comedic entertainment.]
Find any post from redstate or any other right-site that even comes close to the "hateful invective" Troubadour threw down here. Do you even read redstate? I should think not. If you did, you would know better.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
PING!
Adversity doesn’t build character, it reveals it. Not that they behave all that differently any other day.
Isn’t there a requirement for there to be something left before it can melt? Pretty sure they’ve already done a total brain drain there.
Hey, that was a great rant. Now you know about 5% of how I regard dhimmicrats.
My 1040 says otherwise. Dirtbag, I'm the one paying for your unemployment checks so you can pick your nose in the park with the other Occupiers.
I want a balanced budget and a debt-to-GDP ratio that's closer to 40% than it is to 100%. Now, DUmmie, tell me objectively how this would be bad for my country.
What's the limit on libs going to be so I can stock up on ammo..
Well, you will have to admit his reasoning is sound.
Of course, there was no reasoning involved, just a ridiculously long list of adjectives. That person is truly deranged.
“Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You’re not leading this country.”
True. You dems still control the Executive branch and half the legislative branch. Yes, that means you are accountable for the current state of this country.
How do you plan to get rid of me? I'd like to see you try.
On second thought, maybe all us Republicans SHOULD leave--and we'll take our tax dollars and our businesses with us. Who will you sponge off then? Have fun, DUmmies!
I must learn not to doubt you.
I was thinking you may have made a mistake since William Rivers Pitt could be a decendant of William Pitt the Elder through the daughters and someone may have married a different Pitt somewhere down the line. But the quote says there were many William Pitts in between, so I think William Rivers Pitt is indeed spouting B.S. Wouldn’t be the first time. Anyway, great find on DU.
To hell with that. This is MY home. They need to leave to go form their own little Soviet Union somewhere. Obama can lead the Politburo so they can have Hope & Change speeches every other day on state television.
I think Pitt may have been talking about Prime Minister of Swaziland.
LOL....You know I’ve never really nee thought about that but since they suggested it I just can’t get it out of my head.....
LOL....You know I’ve never really never thought about that but since they suggested it I just can’t get it out of my head.....
Live by the certainty that nothing can kill you. You'll only be wrong once.
I don't often recommend this, but I suggest going to the source to check out this entire thread. It's rant within rant within more rants. It's like what happens when you nest a whole bunch of loops when coding software.
I strongly object to the slanderous rhetoric of Kommie Troubadour. I swear I have not stolen any children’s candy for at least a month. Well.... maybe a gummi bear or two...or three. Oh, all right....so I stole the whole d...box!!! Please, KommieTroubadour...have pity on me....I couldn’t help myself...it’s society’s fault anyway.
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