Iceland Is So Inbred It Needs a Website to Avoid Incest

Gizmodo ^ | Feb 6, 2012

[decal]

“Somebody in West Virginia just slapped his forehead...”

From our Strange but True Department: West Virginia doesn't allow first-cousin marriages.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yeah, and Illinois doesn’t allow political corruption.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I think I read that Iceland doesn’t have Family last names just Whatever-son if it is a boy and something else if it was a girl. If that is correct it would add to the difficulty

[donmeaker]

It wouldn’t matter, unless they were making donations or withdrawals from a sperm bank.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ve heard that too. Probably a lot of folks named with the local equivalent of “John Johnson.”

[Secret Agent Man]

Iceland could surpass Hong Kong...

[21twelve]

I knew a couple in college that had two kids. I believe the wife took the husband’s last name. His name was something like Frer Thorson, and the wife’s name was Inga Thorson.

Their little boy was Thor Frerson, and the daughter was something Ingandaughter (or however one spells daughter in Iceland - dotter?) Pretty confusing.

[donmeaker]

Of course one first cousin marriage every 5 generations is about equivalent to a 5th cousin marriage every generation. The Pharaohs had dynasties of several hundred years based on sibling marriage. The recessive genes would be filtered out rather quickly by infanticide. The Hawaiian royalty also had sibling marriage. We are all pretty closely related, with our DNA being more than 99% common just by being human. It is likely that some of our visual diversity is due to a different corps of parasites living in/on us, and not so much our DNA variation.

[decal]

“...a lot of folks named with the local equivalent of ‘John Johnson’.”

Or Jane Johnsdaughter, as the case may be - Denmark only fairly recently dropped the practice themselves.

[donmeaker]

the Russians do something similar, with your middle name being derived from your parent’s first name, but with last names being inherited from the father.

[Slings and Arrows]

The Pharaohs had dynasties of several hundred years based on sibling marriage. The recessive genes would be filtered out rather quickly by infanticide.

Hmmm...there are counterexamples.

[Darren McCarty]

There’s two solutions to this. One is to be like the British Royal Family. Another is to learn 400 words of Icelandic, fly out to Iceland and celebrate diversity in a good way.

[21twelve]

My dad had his dad’s name as a middle name, I have my dad’s as my middle, and my son has mine - but we ain’t commies! It is pretty odd (to me anyway) how they keep track of things what with changing last names and all. Although I guess back in the days of the Soviet Union that may have been a good thing!

[ak267]

Dang, where I come from, Iceland is a codeword for “Alabama”.

White crackers of the frozen north UNITE!!!!!

[cynwoody]

How does the “same-sex” crowd handle incest...or does it matter?

Obviously, the latter, since same-sex sex doesn't have genomic consequences.

[SC Swamp Fox]

Cousins are good for practice.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yee-haw.

[dixiechick2000]

Wow! You learn something every day!

I didn’t know there is good incest, and I’m from Missippy! I need to ask around about that.

*face palm*

OT, but I flew over Greenland and Iceland a few years ago. Those ice bergs must be huge! They were very prominent at 40,000 feet.

[beaversmom]

Knew some Eritrean people. The kids take the dad’s first name as their last name.

[Slings and Arrows]

I didn’t know there is good incest, and I’m from Missippy! I need to ask around about that.

Just ask a good Democrat.