Posted on 01/11/2012 8:41:31 AM PST by Mr. K
List of who's dead to me now...
The following is a list of former conservatives who are now RINO's and are so dead to me from now on
Ann Coulter- I used to want to marry her and bear her children, but since she started suporting Mitt... dead. All those books she wrote pointing out liberal idiocy? well she wiped that all away.
Newt- well, obviously dead to me. He sat on a couch with Nancy Pelosi! Nevermind that he balanced the federal budget and forced Bill Clinton to adopt welfare reform, he looked wayyy too comfy on that couch.
Ron Paul? More dead to me. He wants to cut trillions in spending (REAL trillions, not a few trillion less of an increase), But his foreign policy is just crazy - can you believe he want to stop giving billions to foreign countries?
Chris Christie? - see Ann Coulter above. Same reason- oh, and plus he once appointed a muslim to something.
Rick Perry? I can't believe this guy once leased a property from someone who had painted a bad word on a rock. A BAD WORD ON A ROCK!!! Oh and his memory is just to laugh at! Ha Ha he could not even rememeber which federal department he wanted to cut spending billions on.
Rick Santorum, dead. bad debater. Huntsman? I suspect he is secretly a master-debater.
Oh, and Ronald Reagan! don't even get me started! Did you know he was divorced? AND he used to be a Democrat? And he voted for an abortion bill? If he wasn't already dead he would really really be dead to me.
And Last, but not least - Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage and Mark Levin too- they won't suppport the people I WANT THEM TO so.... dead.
All of these people are now dead to me because they made the unforgiveable mistake of NOT AGREEING WITH ME 100% OF THE TIME!
I mean it. I am going to keep searching for that perfect candidate who agrees with everything I think.
E-ver-ry-thing, got it?
In the meantime we'll just let the Democrats run things a while longer... And thank the liberal media for pointing out exactly what faults we have in our GOP candidates (thank you Media!)... until I can find that absolutely perfect candidate who is not DEAD TO ME
Rahm Emmanuel called. He wants his steak knife and table back.
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*snort*
Nice parable, and very instructive.
We are all going to have to recognize a candidate who can slide past, first of all, the hypersensitive conservative orthodoxy security screening system, and then liberalism, the press, the universities, the DNC demagoguery machine, and buckin’ brocko himself in the upcoming go-around. Such a person (I didn’t say man) will have that mountain to climb.
We all need to recognize this individual, then agree to disagree on a few matters. This is inevitable. And there’s still time. Barely.
Willard Romney, purveyor of the world’s finest bullmit isn’t on your ‘dead’ list?
Agree or disagree, there is still the point on understanding that it is satire. That was my only point. Not whether folks agree or not.
But as always, you have no humor and never demonstrate any ability for reading comprehension. Go away.
Yes, Anyone (_|_) (butt) Obama here too
You, everyone who reads this post, who replies to this post, who thinks about replying to this post, who never sees this post, who dreams about this post, everyone, is dead to me now.
Mr. K, seems as if your thread will cause a “bloodbath”! Hehehe.
Nice rant. ABO!
Right back at ya’. (snicker)
It is indeed futile. Only the un-dead will get the zombie vote.
Huntsman is dead to me for real, the false flag ad his daughters put out was the last straw.
How about focusing on beating Obama and winning the Senate, instead of making up lists of folks who don’t think like you?
Is your spouse on that list?
You’re dead to me.
You’re dead to me now.
I will keep you alive and torture you.
I nominate you for “Panties On The Head” award. yee hah
Beware of accumulating dead.
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