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Satirical Poll Asks: What Should Santa Leave In The Stockings Of Obama Voters For Christmas?
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/14/2011 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/13/2011 5:47:23 PM PST by writer33

Santa’s got to make his deliveries, and he wants to know what he should leave in the stockins of Obama voters for Christmas this year. Even though Obama has practically destroyed the U.S. economy, Santa’s benevolence knows no end. The elves have been no help in answering this troubling question. So, Santa is asking American conservatives, knowing they will have the solution to the troubling problem.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; writer33
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To: hosepipe; Moonman62

Thought you might enjoy this one ping!


61 posted on 12/13/2011 6:23:34 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Some of the turds he keeps throwing in the pool!


62 posted on 12/13/2011 6:23:58 PM PST by freeagle
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To: writer33
Bullsh!t...
63 posted on 12/13/2011 6:24:31 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: writer33

“How to win friends and influence people”.


64 posted on 12/13/2011 6:24:36 PM PST by BenKenobi (Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
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To: freeagle

LOL!


65 posted on 12/13/2011 6:25:26 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Chode

LOL! Appropriate.


66 posted on 12/13/2011 6:25:45 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: BenKenobi

They could use that. Good one, Ben.


67 posted on 12/13/2011 6:26:10 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Buckets of coal!! (drive the environmentalists among them nuts! :) )


68 posted on 12/13/2011 6:31:34 PM PST by luvie (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: writer33

A big steamin’ bowl o’ haggis.


69 posted on 12/13/2011 6:32:03 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Either Obama can beat any GOP candidate or no GOP candidate.)
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To: LUV W

LOL!


70 posted on 12/13/2011 6:34:02 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Mike Darancette

LOL!


71 posted on 12/13/2011 6:34:26 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
... he wants to know what he should leave in the stockins of Obama voters for Christmas this year.

Sterilization pills in Cialis packages.

72 posted on 12/13/2011 6:41:23 PM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan

LOL! Good idea. Go, Santa!


73 posted on 12/13/2011 6:43:10 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
A copy of Atlas Shrugged, assuming they could read it.
74 posted on 12/13/2011 6:44:18 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
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To: writer33

Most certainly Debbie Wasserman Schultze (however it’s spelled) looks somewhat like the Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz IMO, and I can’t help but reflect on the desire for a brain.

That’s something Obama voters really need. Brains.


75 posted on 12/13/2011 6:44:33 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: writer33

Coal 2.86%

Sacks Of Leaky Reindeer Urine 2.86%

Handfuls Of Reindeer Crap 17.14%

A Stained Jockstrap 0%

All Of The Above 62.86%

Other: 14.29%

Brains 7.15%
Solyndra Stock 2.38%
Pink Slip 2.38%
Sarah Palin’s Latest Book 2.38%


76 posted on 12/13/2011 6:48:42 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Springman

Atlas Shrugged would be a good idea.


77 posted on 12/13/2011 6:50:12 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: rockinqsranch

Brains came in at 7.15%. And they do need them. LOL!


78 posted on 12/13/2011 6:50:53 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Reporter: “And where is obama gonna get it?” Deadbeat welfare ghetto queen: “Eyes dow noe, from iz STASH I gez, but he gonna give it ta uz, that’s why we love ‘im, OBAMA!!!”! (or close).


79 posted on 12/13/2011 6:51:46 PM PST by bobby.223
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To: writer33

I’d leave them a one way ticket.....To Hell.


80 posted on 12/13/2011 6:52:15 PM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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