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President Blames Efficiency for Poor Economy
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 9 Dec 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/10/2011 1:27:07 PM PST by John Semmens

President Barack Obama launched his reelection campaign with a firm slap at efficiency as the cause of the nation’s economic doldrums.

“While the pursuit of efficiency may serve selfish interests it is a body blow to the nation’s collective well-being,” the President asserted. “Saving time or money may help the individual, but it hurts the opportunity of others who need to make a living.”

“Automated systems that save a person time also eliminate job opportunities for others,” Obama pointed out. “If you go online to book a trip you are costing a travel agent a job. If you use e-mail rather than the Post Office you are costing a mail carrier a job. The technologies that enable these efficiencies are costing jobs.”

“The argument that these technologies also save money further illustrates the economic cost of these innovations,” the President added. “In a time of recession the need is for higher spending. Thus, every innovation that saves money is taking us further from our goal of full employment.”

The president urged voters to “get outside the narrow perspective of one’s own self interest and consider what’s best for the country as a whole. The Democratic Party’s program of increased regulations and taxes is a program for creating jobs. Think about it. Adding regulations requires more government employees to impose and enforce them. It requires more private sector employees to assist firms to comply.”

“The same can be said for boosting tax rates,” Obama continued. “More government employees will be needed to impose and enforce them. More private sector employees will be needed to comply. Further, the funds that higher taxes extract from the private sector will give the government more to spend to stimulate the economy.”

“It’s time that we reject the false god of efficiency and make the workers’ benefit our standard,” Obama demanded. “We need policies that will replace machines with human workers wherever it is feasible to do so. This will be the program of my Administration. If you agree, vote Democrat next year.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/gun-scandal-blamed-on-right-wing-radicals/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: innivation; raxes; regulation; satire

1 posted on 12/10/2011 1:27:11 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
"If you go online to book a trip you are costing a travel agent a job"

Good. We need to ditch as many rent-seeking do-nothings as we possibly can if we want to have an economy left in 10 years.
2 posted on 12/10/2011 1:32:55 PM PST by CowboyJay (Generic Republican - 2012. He's the only 'electable' candidate.)
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To: John Semmens

Mr. Obama, blames all of his failures on somebody or something. If he really wants to view the problem he should look in a mirror.


3 posted on 12/10/2011 1:42:48 PM PST by Venturer
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To: John Semmens

This commie hack is pathetic, and so destructive, it makes me cry and laugh at the same time.

The White House MUST be cleaned out in January 2013.


4 posted on 12/10/2011 1:44:30 PM PST by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens

To quote Bugs Bunny: “What a maroon!”


5 posted on 12/10/2011 1:51:10 PM PST by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: Venturer

A low-life, America-hating, foreign communist, homosexual, drug-using, muslim pervert will NEVER blame himself.


6 posted on 12/10/2011 1:56:08 PM PST by Levante
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To: John Semmens

Beware: this is satire, however close to the truth.


7 posted on 12/10/2011 2:56:08 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: John Semmens

The “chickens have come home to roost” This guy is as stupid as we had thought all along. We have a community organizer agitator on the lines of Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson as the leader of of the free world. The only thing we see as transparent is the lack of grey matter in between those ears.


8 posted on 12/10/2011 3:01:43 PM PST by ronnie raygun (V)
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To: John Semmens

The “chickens have come home to roost” This guy is as stupid as we had thought all along. We have a community organizer agitator on the lines of Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson as the leader of of the free world. The only thing we see as transparent is the lack of grey matter in between those ears.


9 posted on 12/10/2011 3:02:20 PM PST by ronnie raygun (V)
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