Michelle Obama Secret Affair Allegations Surface

America's Conservative News ^ | Friday, December 9, 2011 | ACN Staff

[Brown Deer]

The Globe magazine just released a bombshell and is reporting that Michelle Obama is having a "steamy secret affair" with a Secret Service Agent. According to The Globe, rumors started to circulate that Obama may be having an affair after her recent admission to NBC's Al Roker that she frequently "sneaks out" of the White House; and the ever increasing time she is spending away from the White House may be a cover to hide "a sizzling affair she's carrying on with a Secret Service agent."

According to The Globe's anonymous source: "The rumors are that she's getting it on with a Secret Service agent who is not part of her detail. ... Her frequent outings away from the White House give her and him an opportunity to get together." The source adds: "Something has been going on for a couple of months and there's no question Barack is embarrassed about her increasingly frequent excursions away from him at the White House."

The allegations are, of course, unsubstantiated and only time will tell if the allegations will fizzle or blow up into a major issuing in the upcoming presidential campaign. Typically, the media will not report unsubstantiated claims from anonymous sources, but the recent media feeding frenzy over unsubstantiated allegation against businessman Herman Cain, which literally sank his candidacy, leave the question open: will the media pursue, or even bother to investigate this story?

When it comes to the Mainstream Media, anything goes. That much is clear. But will the media apply the same standard to Obama as to Cain? Only time will tell.

The Globe adds: "Insiders say that after author Larry Sinclair shockingly claimed he had gay romps with [Barack] Obama in a limo and hotel, it wouldn't surprise some people if Michelle would look for comfort elsewhere."

Developing...

[Fantasywriter]

You cannot be this clueless. If the Globe were to be proven correct on one of their major headlines, their circulation would rise. If Obama were to tell the truth even once—such as to admit he is an America-hating Marxist—his popularity would plummet [even further].

This is not rocket surgery. Tell me you can grasp it.

[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

The Globe had dubya and Condi hot and heavy and the Bushes divorcing. Now the enquirerer has a story out about Obama’s secret life that is probably more accurate than Edwards having an affair but the MSM will protect theone.

[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

Which story will make the MSM news?

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/obama-secret-life-exposed

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-newt-gingrich-secret-mistress

[Fantasywriter]

While I’m giving you the answer, should I laugh or should I cry.

Maybe a little of both.

[Arrowhead1952]

Ooh, I can’t wait to read the comments!

The only reason I even clicked on this thread. The one the other day about her being a fashion icon had a lot of

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and that was the only reason I clicked on that thread.

[Brown Deer]

Globe Magazine, November 2007

CAUGHT! Paul McCartney with Millionaire's Wife

FORMER Beatle Paul McCartney is caught up in a cheating scandal in the midst of his nasty divorce from Heather Mills. The pop legend was photographed in a passionate clinch with 47-year-old socialite Nancy Shevell, wife of New York millionaire attorney Bruce Blakeman.

October 2011: Introducing Lady McCartney!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Weeeeellllllll...

A one time tap with a pasty white-guy might be good for ^her^.

[tioga]

I, honestly, have no idea if true or not...I can’t even imagine making it up though. Who would have thought of it? Not me.

[Scotswife]

well...here’s my thinking....the SS would be the first people to know.
If the Globe got wind of it, then certainly the SS would have known before the Globe?

Anyways....you’d like the book In the President’s Secret Service. I just read it this past spring (another hand-me-down from my dad)

I wouldn’t think they’d put up with it. But hey....I used to think JoePa was a great guy! So there ya go ;)

[tioga]

I have that same book and read it a few years ago.

[Scotswife]

I couldn’t put it down! Fantastic book.

[jmacusa]

Who ever that person is must put on the biggest set of beer goggles because Michelle Obama is one very ugly woman.

[rodguy911]

Maybe so but you gotta get awfully drunk or stoned just to think about doing moochhell....

[Fantasywriter]

Well let me tell you from a woman’s perspective, there isn’t enough alcohol and/or drugs in the world to make Michelle’s husband seem attractive. It’s not that he’s a Dem or a Marxist or any of the other unattractive things he is—he just gives off a creep vibe. As I said upthread, I don’t think he especially likes women. That attitude comes through, and makes him seem just...what’s the word? Unthinkable. If you get my drift.

[mojitojoe]

Mods must be asleep on this one. 100% sure.

[mojitojoe]

[Vermont Lt]

I hope this is not true. The people I feel foe are those two kids. How humiliating it is to have this stuff written about your mom.

Have these people no shame?

[melancholy]

Has Reggie actually left yet?

I don't know. When push comes to shove he'll be visiting the WH, especially when the Wookie is on some of her countless, extended vacations.

0h0m0 can do what he pleases for a very simple reason; the media is covering up for him 900%. They float "other" stories about other "secret life" to negate his h0m0sexuality!

If you remember, during his campaign for POTUS, the media floated 0b0z0's "affair" with a woman staffer and mentioned that she was relocated to the Caribbean on Wookie's orders! That will be the day! LOL!

I clicked on the link below that was posted down thread to read about "0b0z0's secret life" anticipating another affair of the steamy pile type, but found out they're talking about being CIA double agent in his hidden "Columbia days!" No girlfriends, neither h0m0 nor hetro affairs reported!

That's the grand cover-up by the media that's teetering on losing everything when we throw him out on his fanny in '12!

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/obama-secret-life-exposed

[rodguy911]

LOL,I think you are right. Zero is a gay guys kind of guy.
I can’t stop laughing about your take on Moochell too good!