[Former War Criminal]

When did you become a serious journalist?

[StonyBurk]

Eric Holder had the same state of Mind seen in Jeffrey Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy, and their ilk -when they were committing their crimes—and those who defend that perverse lifestyle choice all share the state of mind the Revolutionaries in this administration have made manifest.

[rawcatslyentist]

>"Who’s to say that president Obama should place the petty vanities of today’s Congress ahead of what he regards as his historical mission to transform this country.”

This is supposed to be satire. Seems like they do most of your writing for you.

[John Semmens]

ping

[BipolarBob]

The Democrat defense of the week is "I didn't intend" to lie to you when I lied to you. Ala Jon Corzines testimony before Congress. He "didn't intend" to run a financial company in the ground. He "didn't intend" to lose 1.4 Billion dollars. And lastly, to avoid the lying to Congress thingy, he "didn't intend" to mislead them.

[Squantos]

Where is the satire John ?..........:o)

Holder is a Punk POS so it will be hard to write satire on him and his pardon provider the Dali’Bama !

[Political Junkie Too]

When asked for comment, former President Bill Clinton said, "Barack was just defending the Constitution. We all have to do it from time to time."

-PJ

[ReformationFan]

‘“A lie is when an evil person deliberately twists the truth,” Holder maintained. “However, there are situations in which a person may be forced to twist the truth in order to prevent an evil outcome. Misleading ones enemies for the good of the nation is a higher form of patriotism.” ‘

I know this is satire but that’s truly how the left views the world. The cause they support is so righteous in their mind that any action(unethical or not) that helps it succeed is justified. In other words, the ends justify absolutely any and all means.

[Little Ray]

Ya know, they put Scooter Libby in jail for a LOT less...

[Seaplaner]

“Oppression must be orderly and fully authorized by law. Property must be seized by government authorities backed by enabling legislation.”

Upon reading this line, Ms. Rodham had her office swept for bugs.

(Yes, yes, I know. Leave the sarcasm to J.S.)

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[Tainan]

AG Eric trying to go all Sun Tzu on 'em!


Welcome back and Merry Christmas.

[Still Thinking]

Let’s not forget that President Lincoln suspended habeas corpus, jailed members of a state legislature, and deported a sitting member of Congress in order to save the nation.

No, actually, I'm pretty sure he did that stuff to SCREW the nation and install a statist national tyranny. He was pretty successful, though, if that helps.

History has vindicated his usurpations of Constitutional authority.

Um no, no it hasn't. Maybe at the public screwl you attended they taught that, but they were probably NEA members, so you can't take any of that stuff as reliable, Eric.

Who’s to say that president Obama should place the petty vanities of today’s Congress ahead of what he regards as his historical mission to transform this country.”

He actually had the audacity to say that? Out loud??? What a self-righteous self-important prick.

[WayneS]

Excellent.

This ranks very high on the “Semmens Believability Curve”, which looks very much like an exponential curve, and is described as follows:

As Satire approaches Reality (x-axis),
Believability (y-axis) approaches Infinity.