Posted on 11/30/2011 5:47:28 PM PST by BagCamAddict
I had an affair with Herman Cain.
Mine went on for 15 years, so does that make me the First Wife? Is this Big Love?
But I don't have anything to prove it.
You'll just have to take my word for it.
I'm an upstanding citizen too. But I won't come forward unless there can be a press conference with at least four of us.
I had Nova Cain once.
I can’t say it was an afair, but he touched me on the leg in a way that I was uncomfortable with. We where in a car. He put his hand neer mine and han he touched me. I said “What are you doing? You know I have a boy friend!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1AzYLvMrhc
Hey JJ glad you check in this thread turning into classic FR Humor thread get in here ROFL
OH MAN How TMZ get that photo OH THEY PAY LOL!
The question on everyone’s mind.
Has Laz hit it?
I hope you have pics...that would be HUGH!!
Um.... if I knew what a hashtag was..... ??
I’m old.
My friend’s wife admitted to me she had an affair with Herman Cain, while he was in the hospital for his colon cancer operation.
I asked her how that was possible?
She said it’s simple once you put the ground up Viagra in the IV.
It all started when I was working preparing pizzas at a Godfather’s Pizza in Peoria. He came in one day on a corporate visit. He asked if I wanted to see his pepperoni. I was so young and naive...it was a torrid affair after that.
Herb hit on me while he was under anesthesia during his cancer surgery. The guy just can’t help himself.
I was totally appalled.
My dog and I did Herman. I promised to be quiet but I can no longer hold back. My rent is due and I demand payment or else.
Well, it's only been a little different, to be honest, roughly to the extent of one guy winking at me on TV. But it was the best offer I had all evening. All week. Oh, hell, (sob!) ever...
Re: Herman - I’d hit it.
Does that make me a female laz?
(at least that is what the voices in my head tell me...)
Having seen this kind of “scandal” in other settings first-hand, I can assure you that this kind of humor won’t fix a thing.
This won’t go away. It never went away with other politicians, and ole Herman isn’t any different in this regard.
No way. You can’t dance.
I didn’t, but he touched me once when I was a young boy.
Oh, sorry... The MSM would never report that...
Let me try again...
He be black and can’t keep his black hands offa de white women...
Ooopsss.. Sorry, the MSM is already selling that BS...
Let me try again...
JOHNNY EDWARDS HAS A MISTRESS AND LOVE-CHILD!
Ooopsss... The MSM still hasn’t reported that story....
...but they did pronounce him “Father of the Year”...
Let me try again...
CLINTON RAPED JUANITA BROADDRICK...
>>> media crickets <<<<
Did I ever mention that Herman Cain touched me...
Herman Cain sexually harassed me over the television when he was talking about his 999 plan. I could clearly hear him say 69!!!!
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