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Deport: A Cologne For RINOs
The Right Elective Decisions ^
| 11/24/2011
| Chris Davis
Posted on 11/24/2011 2:37:37 PM PST by writer33
Is your man a RINO? Does he have that awful stench that says, “Open Borders?” Has he aspired to a higher public office, but has yet been able to get over the hump because of his nasty policies on illegal immigration? If you’re a woman that’s stuck with a man like that, then there’s only one thing you can do. You need a bottle of Deport, cologne by Adam LeDouche, designed specifically to cover up the awful odor of RINOs.
“This is a one-of-a-kind cologne,” claims LeDouche. “Its musty, woody fragrance covers up the ‘I’m for open borders’ scent. Splash a little of this on and you’ll be able to deflect those prying questions coming from the mainstream media.”
(Excerpt) Read more at therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: aliens; chrisdavis; gayboytalk; metrosexual; minds; perfumes; rino; writer33
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posted on
11/24/2011 2:37:44 PM PST
by
writer33
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; b4its2late; Blood of Tyrants; bluerose; Clint N. Suhks; ...
I hope you’re having a great Thanksgiving satire ping!
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posted on
11/24/2011 2:38:29 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: editor-surveyor
I thouhgt you might like this one ping!
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posted on
11/24/2011 2:43:20 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: deport
It looks like they’re talking about you again...
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posted on
11/24/2011 2:45:17 PM PST
by
BobL
(Send Rove a Message, VOTE CAIN, no matter what)
To: writer33
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posted on
11/24/2011 3:07:23 PM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
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posted on
11/24/2011 3:49:39 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Well done.....(golf clap)....aww heck...thats laugh out loud funny!
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posted on
11/24/2011 4:11:34 PM PST
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: writer33
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posted on
11/24/2011 5:27:46 PM PST
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: GeronL
Glad you enjoyed it, Geron.
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posted on
11/24/2011 7:02:40 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
I loves a Bass-O-Matic-esque satire as much as or more than Jeopardy. You were getting in a rut on my account me fears.
As Les would say on DWTS, WELL DONE! 10!
HAPPY T-DAY!
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posted on
11/24/2011 7:18:38 PM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich: Abraham Lincoln)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Glad you enjoyed it, Clint. I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving Day as well.
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posted on
11/24/2011 8:05:47 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: MNJohnnie; bwc2221; buccaneer81; hosepipe; Hoodat; chris37; heiss; DejaJude; Ingtar; org.whodat
Thought you might enjoy this one ping!
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posted on
11/25/2011 11:28:54 AM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
LOL. I wish someone would come up with the graphic for Deport cologne that we could spam the Newt threads with. ;)
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posted on
11/25/2011 11:41:29 AM PST
by
DejaJude
To: DejaJude
I know someone that can and I’ll ping him and FReepmail him. He can definitely photoshop us a bottle of cologne. LOL!
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posted on
11/25/2011 11:49:43 AM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: smoothsailing
Thought you were on my ping list ping!
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posted on
11/25/2011 11:50:30 AM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
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posted on
11/25/2011 11:52:41 AM PST
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
To: hosepipe
Glad you enjoyed it, hosepipe.
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posted on
11/25/2011 11:56:19 AM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Liz
Thought you might enjoy this one ping!
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posted on
11/25/2011 11:57:00 AM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Clemenza; montag813; dirtboy
Thought you might enjoy this ping!
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posted on
11/25/2011 12:04:19 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: ken5050
Thought you might enjoy this one ping!
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posted on
11/25/2011 12:09:33 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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