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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-11 ("Thanksgiving dinner + wingnut relatives = a horrible day")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2011 | DUmmie Cyrano, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/23/2011 4:26:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel; 50mm; Darksheare; darkwing104; Jim Robinson; TheOldLady

Our son flew back from LV to spend the holiday with us. Monday being our anniversary, we waited until last night to celebrate with him. Tonight, with my wife closing the store, he and I headed for our local pizza restaurant where I introduced him to the owner and we spent 3 great hours trading stories, enjoying a few beers, and having fun. Tomorrow, he and I are doing the stuffing and cheddar potatoes while my wife does the turkey. Others are bringing the balance of the feast.

Why people want to grumble and go crazy over this holiday, when it makes it possible for family to get together in love, is beyond me. My son is more liberal than I am, but he’s younger and is coming around. One of the people we spent time with tonight is pretty liberal, but it was spent in old stories and good friendship.

People like these DUmmies show just how insignificant they are to human interaction. !!HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! to all, and to all a safe holiday.


21 posted on 11/23/2011 6:14:08 PM PST by bcsco (A vote for Cain will cure the Pain!)
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To: Cyber Liberty
I actually enjoy engaging my inlaws in person. . . . they have nowhere to go and are armed with a rubber knife at a ninja fight ---- if they start up tomorrow I'm gonna make sushi out of any parts left over after I grind them to hamburger.

These braggards are always the ones who sit at the table stuffing their faces with food other people bought and prepared, and saying nothing whatever. They leave all their so-called courage at their computer keyboards.

22 posted on 11/23/2011 6:54:59 PM PST by hsalaw
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Ahhhh...the classic!

Fra-gee-lee.

Gotta get it out and watch once again or it won’t seem like
the holidays! :)


23 posted on 11/23/2011 7:03:17 PM PST by luvie (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Obama reminds me of creamed arugula dogshit.]

There, being extremely non-PC, I just had to fix that for you. Apologies if you had more kind thoughts........

24 posted on 11/23/2011 7:19:24 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: bcsco
Happy Thanksgiving, BCSCO. I'll be dreaming turkey tonight.


25 posted on 11/23/2011 7:23:36 PM PST by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: Pinkbell

I have a niece and nephew who are leftists. She is mostly apolitical and he’s just a skull~of~mush. Three years ago he ‘found’ his voice in the wake of Øbozo’s imaculation and launched into a pipsqueak tirade at the dinner table.

We let him go on, partly because we were impressed that he would stand up to an entire house full of conservatives, and partly for the amusement factor that we saw in store.

After he wore himself out with his boasts that “a new day had dawned” (and all that crap) one of my brothers asked him for predictions. Naturally they were all pie in the sky. Then we each took a turn offering up assessments of what we thought one year, two years, and three years might look like.

Not one thing did he get right.

We reassessed the next Thanksgiving and had some fun at his expense. He hasn’t attended since.

I miss messing with him ;-)


26 posted on 11/23/2011 8:00:20 PM PST by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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To: Charles Henrickson

BTTT

Happy Thanksgiving.


27 posted on 11/23/2011 8:15:13 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Too many pearls here to pick just one!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and all. :)


28 posted on 11/23/2011 9:18:34 PM PST by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson
I have nothing BUT wingnuts in my family, so we two will be sharing a quiet Thanksgiving at home. Alone.

Just... wow. So, the whole family thinks different than you two and yet THEY are the wingnuts? It's probably good that you ARE staying home.

You can't just talk about football and Christmas or what's been going on and avoid politics for a 3 or 4 hour visit? That pretty sad...and pathetic.

I have a cousin on Facebook that I am about to unfriend for the 3rd time because the guy is Dem Underground politics every freakin' post. He just can't take a day off.

I feel sorry for people like that.

29 posted on 11/24/2011 3:42:29 AM PST by hattend (If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. - Cameron Connor)
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To: Kirkwood

Isn’t that child abuse - having kids listen to Libs at their kid’s table? I’d put them at thetown dump.


30 posted on 11/24/2011 4:39:57 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Some electric brownie's could go a long way. Or electric popcorn - made with special butter.
Okaaaay?!? I'm sure that means something.
I wonder what the English translation is?

btw Charles, great graphic. Can't recall ever seeing it.
[A Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours :-)]

31 posted on 11/24/2011 4:57:55 AM PST by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Charles Henrickson
take some print visuals..could be an opportunity...forget debate...take printed facts in your casserole dish

[Stick a PowerPoint in your buns.]

Yup, take those DUmmie talking points from chriss tingles matthews. That'll show 'em. I'm glad we don't have any left wing lunatics to deal with on holidays.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

32 posted on 11/24/2011 5:13:39 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: rockrr

You should offer him money to attend, it would be entertaining to get his current predictions.


33 posted on 11/24/2011 5:49:09 AM PST by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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To: Condor51

Hash or weed mixed in with the brownies would be my guess.


34 posted on 11/24/2011 5:50:39 AM PST by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My problem wasn’t politics at Thanksgiving. It was TOOOOOO MANY people. Originally it was just my wife, me, and 5 in-laws. Then my wife invited her friend and her husband PLUS their parents. I threw a fit since I am the one doing the cooking and one turkey wouldn’t have been enough. Also several tables would have been needed and the whole place would have been overcrowded. Fortunately, my wife’s friends decided not to come (WHEW!) so now there will only be 7 of us. So that is my Thanksgiving...giving THANKS that too many many people will NOT be showing up.


35 posted on 11/24/2011 7:05:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Free Depends for OWS Protesters)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Just a thought but maybe everyone could put politics aside for a couple of hours and be thankful for everything they have?


36 posted on 11/24/2011 10:59:30 AM PST by Personal Responsibility (Obama 2012: Dozens of MSNBC viewers can't be wrong!)
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To: Personal Responsibility

That’s my rule. If any of these peckerheads in the DU thread pulled this crap at my gathering, they go out the door. I’ll still give them food, but theirs would be “to go” on a paper plate with plastic silverware and paper napkins.

That’s why nobody ever gets into it at my gatherings.


37 posted on 11/24/2011 11:07:17 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Cain = National Sales Tax; Perry = Amnesty for Illegals; Romney = Obamacare forever. Who's left?)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Sounds good to me. What time’s dinner and what can I bring?


38 posted on 11/24/2011 12:06:28 PM PST by hsalaw
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To: Personal Responsibility

Almost all my old friends are liberals (I evolved, they stayed the same). I enjoy arguing with them and they with me. It never gets rancorous. I mostly ask questions until I’ve led them into some logically impossible position and then just let the truth sink in. They’re usually pretty good natured about being completely wrong. Lately they’ve been complaining about Obama, so I’ve switched to playing devil’s advocate and pointing out all the big liberal projects he’s gotten going like collectivized medical care. They’re starting to grasp that buyer’s remorse is real.


39 posted on 11/24/2011 12:31:05 PM PST by Argus
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To: hsalaw
Green bean casserole, with the french onion stuff....

:^)

40 posted on 11/24/2011 2:00:27 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Cain = National Sales Tax; Perry = Amnesty for Illegals; Romney = Obamacare forever. Who's left?)
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