Posted on 11/23/2011 4:26:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
IB4TP?
PING!
Second and IB4TP
Missed it by that much! /MaxwellSmart
The UC Davis picture. No, No, NO. I said please pass the salt and pepper not the salt and pepper spray.
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Liberals are like the people that get piercings and then are hung by them from the ceiling.
We ALL know that it is a stupid practice but there is no convincing them and it isn’t worth the effort to try.
I find a simple act of piety serves to smooth over any ruffled feelings. When we’re saying Grace I always conclude, “And thanks, God, for not making me a brain-dead liberal like all the rest of my stupid family, especially my drunk Cousin Jake, who just dropped cranberry sauce on Fluffy, and may he stop bleeding real soon now. Amen.” It seems to take politics off the table.
I always put my liberal guests at the children’s table. Also I make sure it is wobbly so one of the kids is sure to spill their glass of milk. Hee-heh
Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter are the opportunities I get to have with the liberals I have in my family w/o strife. I know them and they know me, so there’s no point in arguing. This bunch you have in DUFunnies can’t help themselves and start arguing, well they find that nobody invites them anymore and spend the holidays home alone. Boo hoo.
ROTFLOL! I NEEDED THAT!
On another site which I am about to give up on, I’ve been posted gazillion OWSers articles which are conveniently posted on FR.
I now know how all the Communist revolutions found useful idiots so easily. Useful idiots who would not hesitate to turn me into the authorities for laughing at Stalin or not celebrating his birthday.
I actually enjoy most of my liberal relatives. I’ve found that the worse the economy gets, the more open they are to learning to take care of themselves.
Fah rah rah rah raaaaah
Rah rah rah rah!
You'll shoot yer eye out!
Amazing they can’t see their relatives have to Tolerate them too! Strange how that idea gets muddled when Libs have to Tolerate other folks ideas....Anyhow hope Everyone has a HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Charles, you had me in tears with this one. Thank goodness all my relatives are conservative.
I wonder what the DUmmies are thankful for? Probably just happy to be in a constant state of rage.
I can hardly wait for their Christmas thread!
Yeah. Something like work and getting up and moving around is usually required to bring on a heart attack. Sitting there on your ass doing nothing is usually a sign of heartburn.
Happy Thanksgiving Charles!
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