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To: Tennessee Nana
“Tens of thousands of Mormons Ex-Mormons, and members of splinter groups living in Utah still practice polygamy today...”
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There, fixed it for you, as you intentionally left something out.

17 posted on 11/18/2011 1:49:56 AM PST by Ripliancum (Let all bitterness, wrath, anger, clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you. -Eph. 4:31)
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To: Ripliancum
“Tens of thousands of Mormons Ex-Mormons, and members of splinter groups living in Utah still practice polygamy today...”

Sure a LOT of that going on!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sects_in_the_Latter_Day_Saint_movement

46 posted on 11/18/2011 5:44:20 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: Ripliancum
Sure a LOT of that going on!!!

JESUS: Hey Smith!       Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?

JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?

JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?

JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!

JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.

JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!

JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.

JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.

JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?

JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)

JESUS: That's it.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: Nah - it was right.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.

JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.

JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!

JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?

JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....

JESUS: What did you say?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.

JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.

JESUS: No...

JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?

JESUS: Nope.

JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!

JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: No; it wasn't.

JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?

JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?

JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.

JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly FAITHbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.

JOSEPH SMITH: But.... 

48 posted on 11/18/2011 5:46:00 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: Ripliancum

Nana: Tens of thousands of Mormons living in Utah still practice polygamy today...

Rip: “Tens of thousands of Mormons Ex-Mormons, and members of splinter groups living in Utah still practice polygamy today...”
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There, fixed it for you, as you intentionally left something out.
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No I didnt...

The REAL Mormons obey their founder Joey Smith...

That mainstream splinter group in SLC pretend what Joey Smith told them to do doesnt exist...

That SLC group just sit around and dream of the day when polygamy will be back...

Well HEY !!!

It looks like its on the horizen

They can break out the booze they horde for “guest”


61 posted on 11/18/2011 6:51:30 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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