Posted on 10/27/2011 7:01:53 PM PDT by opentalk
Muzzles pray in to space unless they r right at mecca. These guys can’t spit towards mecca if they wanted to for the same reason. Morons
yeah, that’s gonna work (rolling eyes into the back of my head)
Instead, make it a point to regularly spit or urinate toward the east, in the direction of the White House.
Pull out the troops and nuke the entire country from orbit—it’s the only way to be sure. Then on to Mecca.
Just spit 180 degrees away.
Thanks opentalk.
If you want all the grunts to spit towards Mecca, that’s the way to do it.
... In addition, when sharing a base with Afghan army troops, Marines shouldn't sleep with their feet pointed west, because that also is considered offensive, he said.
Happy to report that all three toilets in my home point towards Mecca. Hmm, guess that’s okay for the girls but not so much for the boys.
Is there an app for that? The compass that points toward mecca? If so I want it and not to make sure I don’t spit that way. I’d use it when camping too.
Cut a crescent moon into some port-john doors like a real hillbilly.
It’s amazing that Americans don’t know where THAT came from either.
Flush hard boys! It’s a long way to Mecca!
“..for a hundred years until they’ve all killed each other.”
Wouldn’t take that long.
Damn, enough is enough. Let’s just get the hell out of there, come back home, and take out the current protesters.
This isn’t “PC”, it’s advising them to submit to Sharia law.
I am getting there.
What the f—k are we doing in this POS place, bring all the troops home and drown these bastards to kindom come send in the B52S, carpet bomb until they are gone FOREVER, and get the hell out of this hell hole .
And when Muslims are in our country, attending our universities i.e. Catholic University, they shouldn’t sue the school because Catholic symbology in classrooms makes them “uncomfortable”.
Close relative going back for 3d’s on Saturday. Emailed him this crap info! I’ll tell him to spit to the east and that 25,00 miles later it’ll get there!
Exactly.
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