Posted on 09/18/2011 7:53:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
This past week the Obama Reich launched AttackWatch.com, a website/twitter thingie to report attacks and smears against Dear Leader. Could there be a whiff of fascism in the air? The DUmmies debate this, here in this THREAD, "AttackWatch.com," and this THREAD, "AttackWatch Gains Over 100,000 Sign-Ups In Less Than 24 Hours."
So let us now monitor and report the DUmmies, in Brownshirt Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who, in his DU mole identity is busy gathering information on those critical of the One, is in the [Barackets]:
AttackWatch.com
[AttackWatch.commie]
Get the Facts; Fight the Smears!
[Get the Fascism; Fight the Smurfs!]
sounds like a terror tracking website. think they could have a better name.
[How about ReportYourNeighbor.com?]
but good for Obama.
[It's not fascism when we do it!]
Great site....I'll have to use it to fight the f***ed up smears posted at DU!
[Watch out! DUmmieland may get raided by the AttackWatch SS!]
this is creepy, 1984-ish
[Big Barry is watching you.]
I predict will blow up in their faces, where is Obama getting this shite advice from?
[Special Adviser Kurt Grove.]
What would your approach have been to counter RW lies and spin?
[LW lies and spin.]
Maybe having Obama directly address those lies and pins?
He's the president, I want him to do that job. I do not want him to wast precious time on fighting lies from asshats.
[It would take too much time out of his golf game.]
This site has very nebulous categories that make it looks like it is encouraging 'thought-police' style informing on other people. . . .
[Let's see, who was the person who posted that . . . and their ISP. . . .]
It already blew up in their faces. It's the laughingstock of the internet.
[It blowed up REAL good!]
Better now than October 2012 I suppose. I really hope his campaign gets all the idiocy out of their systems by then.
[Sorry. It just keeps on coming!]
My only question is will they be attacking the smears coming from all sides? I wouldn't be surprised if he ignored many of the left-wing ones. . . .
[Oh, don't be so sure! You better pull down the shade on that basement window there!]
it is creepy because amongst its categories to report on anyone are rumour, public statement & blog/website.
[Oh oh!]
That reeks of Stasi-like informer mentality.
[It reeks of BO.]
It's nothing to wet yourself over.
[benburch disagrees.]
It's becoming a joke already. . . .
[So an AttackWatch, a DUmmie, and a Jewish rabbi walked into a bar. . . .]
Not sure this was a very smart thing to do.
[Democratic Understatement.]
Better believe that Rove and the Kochs are and will be throwing everything in their very nasty arsenal against President Obama. The republicans have been in seige mode since before the inauguration. And, yes, they do have some of their sappers at DU.
[OK, DUmmies, that fellow DUmmie with 1000+ posts you THINK you know? LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Report them! Turn them in! For the good of the Parentland!]
Why does the site have to be so damn creepy? WTF?
[Worship The Führer!]
it's good Obama is starting to be tough with Republicans and calling their bullsh*t out, but that doesn't mean he has to use violent(ish) rhetoric and have a creepy-ass website.
[Is that a CRITICISM of Dear Leader??]
AttackWatch Gains Over 100,000 Sign-Ups . . .
[I think 90,000 of them are conservatives mocking the thing.]
In Less Than 24 Hours
[Would those be Business Hours or Regular Hours?]
It's for people that want the Democrats to win, to get their information to go and fight the smears, hyperbole, exaggerations, speculations, lies, fabrications, nonsense, folk lore, deliberate character assassinations, omitted information, myths, falsehoods, propaganda, false impressions, Intellectual dishonesty, emailed bullshit, provocative claims, rumors, magnification, overstatements, statements from unnamed sources, overreactions, catastrophization, deceptions, spin, cognitive distortion, generalizations, vague sources, Media hackery, emotionally overvalued analysis, dramatization, theatricality, oversimplification, making mountains out of molehills, sky is falling predictions of doom, swiftboating garbage and insane, ridiculous or absurd claims.
[It's for people who have a thesaurus.]
to become the laughingstock of the Internet, just check the twitter feed #AttackWatch
[90,000 signer-uppers MOCKING Attack Watch! Hee! Hee!]
Let the teabagging trolls have their fun.
[Oh, they are, I assure you!]
Funny that you bring up the silly "twitter" non-story.
[Yes, FUnnie indeed, DUmmie SixthSense, you with only 55 posts. Why, I think I may just have to TURN YOU IN!!]
"Right of center outlets derided the effort." And so did a good chunk of DU. But I'm absotively posolutely sure that's a coincidence. . . .
[Remember, REPORT your fellow DUmmie who criticizes AttackWatch! They are no friend of the Führer!]
It's a downright creepy site and there is no reason for it. . . . The site comes off as Orwellian.
[GET THAT MAN'S NAME!]
They can get 50 alerts a day right here.
[SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT DUMMIELAND DOWN! THEY ARE ATTACKING DEAR LEADER!!]
Conservatives are signing up to make fun of the site.
[90,000 and counting! That would cover just about all the LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS in DUmmieland! Hee! Hee!]
Sounds like the NYT to me...
Proud to say that that poster was some of my work.
AttaaaaaackWatch!
My personal contributions to #AttackWatch:
@AttackWatch fact request: I forget, on Fridays do we blame Bush, @SarahPalinUSA, #TeaParty, or House #GOP? #attackwatch
@AttackWatch fact request: how do I map “tax and spend” to “hope and change”? Is it a 1-to-1 mapping, or more subtle? #attackwatch
#attackwatch Some idiot Senator said if Obama didn’t fix economy in 3 years he didn’t deserve re-election. Should Hoffa “take him out”?
Was losing argument with #teaparty neighbor, so I called her a racist. Forgot she was black. Awkward. #attackwatch
#ifyouloveme and #passthisbill — you know, this is starting to look mentally unstable. Should invoke 25th, but, jeez, Biden. #attackwatch
@AttackWatch fact request: Will Obama’s next Nobel Prize be for bombing Lybia or arming Mexican drug lords? #attackwatch #fastandfurious
@AttackWatch fact request: what are the window dimensions in the Oval Office. @SarahPalinUSA is shopping for drapes. #attackwatch
#attackwatch Sarah Palin is still roaming free and making sense. Why hasn’t she been stopped yet?
Someone’s saying my 3 years of high school Spanish means I don’t qualify for free assault weapons! Help! #attackwatch #fastandfurious
Is “cash for clunkers” still in operation? How much can we get trading in @BarackObama toward a President who actually works? #attackwatch
In the 1940 British flick “Night Train to Munich” there’s a scene where a minor Nazi functionary says, “What a country.” The film spends an entire scene where the characters discuss where the emphasis should be and whether it’s a slam at Hitler. The minor functionary ends up being severely reprimanded and told to be very careful. After he leaves, his superior mutters under his breathe, “What a country indeed” making it clear that he thinks it is a horrible country. Good flick.
BTTT!
Buck up, Barack! Perhaps if you kick back a few Bukowski's brews you will feel better. Oh, and say hello to the faux bouncer pacing the pavement on your way out.
[Oh, don't be so sure! You better pull down the shade on that basement window there!]
A lot of the things I've seen on attackwatch.com are things the SRM ignored during the 2008 campaign. Like the 57 states thing.
[So an AttackWatch, a DUmmie, and a Jewish rabbi walked into a bar. . . .]
It is a joke just like the entire 0 bummer administration.
#ifyouloveme and #passthisbill — you know, this is starting to look mentally unstable. Should invoke 25th, but, jeez, Biden. #attackwatch
+2
Here are a collection of some of the funniest tweets mocking #attackwatch.
http://tigercaponehundred.blogspot.com/2011/09/attackwatch-fun.html
“it’s good Obama is starting to be tough with Republicans and calling their bullsh*t out, but that doesn’t mean he has to use violent(ish) rhetoric and have a creepy-ass website.”
WaaaWaaa, we just wish he would hide his fascism better!
LOL! very good.
It sounds like the DUmmies don’t like the use of Alinsky’s rule #5. Nothing ever deserved ridicule more than attack watch. What moron dreamed that one up. I bet it was Big Fat Mo.
It’s very good!
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