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DUmmie FUnnies 09-18-11 (Watch the DUmmies attack AttackWatch! Report them!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 18, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/18/2011 7:53:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

This past week the Obama Reich launched AttackWatch.com, a website/twitter thingie to report attacks and smears against Dear Leader. Could there be a whiff of fascism in the air? The DUmmies debate this, here in this THREAD, "AttackWatch.com," and this THREAD, "AttackWatch Gains Over 100,000 Sign-Ups In Less Than 24 Hours."

So let us now monitor and report the DUmmies, in Brownshirt Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who, in his DU mole identity is busy gathering information on those critical of the One, is in the [Barackets]:

AttackWatch.com

[AttackWatch.commie]

Get the Facts; Fight the Smears!

[Get the Fascism; Fight the Smurfs!]

sounds like a terror tracking website. think they could have a better name.

[How about ReportYourNeighbor.com?]

but good for Obama.

[It's not fascism when we do it!]

Great site....I'll have to use it to fight the f***ed up smears posted at DU!

[Watch out! DUmmieland may get raided by the AttackWatch SS!]

this is creepy, 1984-ish

[Big Barry is watching you.]

I predict will blow up in their faces, where is Obama getting this shite advice from?

[Special Adviser Kurt Grove.]

What would your approach have been to counter RW lies and spin?

[LW lies and spin.]

Maybe having Obama directly address those lies and pins?

He's the president, I want him to do that job. I do not want him to wast precious time on fighting lies from asshats.

[It would take too much time out of his golf game.]

This site has very nebulous categories that make it looks like it is encouraging 'thought-police' style informing on other people. . . .

[Let's see, who was the person who posted that . . . and their ISP. . . .]

It already blew up in their faces. It's the laughingstock of the internet.

[It blowed up REAL good!]

Better now than October 2012 I suppose. I really hope his campaign gets all the idiocy out of their systems by then.

[Sorry. It just keeps on coming!]

My only question is will they be attacking the smears coming from all sides? I wouldn't be surprised if he ignored many of the left-wing ones. . . .

[Oh, don't be so sure! You better pull down the shade on that basement window there!]

it is creepy because amongst its categories to report on anyone are rumour, public statement & blog/website.

[Oh oh!]

That reeks of Stasi-like informer mentality.

[It reeks of BO.]

It's nothing to wet yourself over.

[benburch disagrees.]

It's becoming a joke already. . . .

[So an AttackWatch, a DUmmie, and a Jewish rabbi walked into a bar. . . .]

Not sure this was a very smart thing to do.

[Democratic Understatement.]

Better believe that Rove and the Kochs are and will be throwing everything in their very nasty arsenal against President Obama. The republicans have been in seige mode since before the inauguration. And, yes, they do have some of their sappers at DU.

[OK, DUmmies, that fellow DUmmie with 1000+ posts you THINK you know? LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Report them! Turn them in! For the good of the Parentland!]

Why does the site have to be so damn creepy? WTF?

[Worship The Führer!]

it's good Obama is starting to be tough with Republicans and calling their bullsh*t out, but that doesn't mean he has to use violent(ish) rhetoric and have a creepy-ass website.

[Is that a CRITICISM of Dear Leader??]

AttackWatch Gains Over 100,000 Sign-Ups . . .

[I think 90,000 of them are conservatives mocking the thing.]

In Less Than 24 Hours

[Would those be Business Hours or Regular Hours?]

It's for people that want the Democrats to win, to get their information to go and fight the smears, hyperbole, exaggerations, speculations, lies, fabrications, nonsense, folk lore, deliberate character assassinations, omitted information, myths, falsehoods, propaganda, false impressions, Intellectual dishonesty, emailed bullshit, provocative claims, rumors, magnification, overstatements, statements from unnamed sources, overreactions, catastrophization, deceptions, spin, cognitive distortion, generalizations, vague sources, Media hackery, emotionally overvalued analysis, dramatization, theatricality, oversimplification, making mountains out of molehills, sky is falling predictions of doom, swiftboating garbage and insane, ridiculous or absurd claims.

[It's for people who have a thesaurus.]

to become the laughingstock of the Internet, just check the twitter feed #AttackWatch

[90,000 signer-uppers MOCKING Attack Watch! Hee! Hee!]

Let the teabagging trolls have their fun.

[Oh, they are, I assure you!]

Funny that you bring up the silly "twitter" non-story.

[Yes, FUnnie indeed, DUmmie SixthSense, you with only 55 posts. Why, I think I may just have to TURN YOU IN!!]

"Right of center outlets derided the effort." And so did a good chunk of DU. But I'm absotively posolutely sure that's a coincidence. . . .

[Remember, REPORT your fellow DUmmie who criticizes AttackWatch! They are no friend of the Führer!]

It's a downright creepy site and there is no reason for it. . . . The site comes off as Orwellian.

[GET THAT MAN'S NAME!]

They can get 50 alerts a day right here.

[SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT DUMMIELAND DOWN! THEY ARE ATTACKING DEAR LEADER!!]

Conservatives are signing up to make fun of the site.

[90,000 and counting! That would cover just about all the LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS in DUmmieland! Hee! Hee!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attackwatch; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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To: Charles Henrickson

Attackwatch is an epic crash and burn. It was rather like watching that clip from WW2, where a kamikazi is going from right to left, with all the anti aircraft in the world hitting it, it catches fire, hits the ocean, explodes. And you are glad, because the slanty eyed ba$tard was trying to kill our fathers...


21 posted on 09/18/2011 8:15:54 PM PDT by jonascord (Politicians should be pelted with human manure, weekly, to remind them of their worth to society.)
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To: F15Eagle

20?


22 posted on 09/18/2011 8:17:23 PM PDT by Mercat (When you tweet your meat Democrats get beat.)
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To: Personal Responsibility

I would like to report 1) threats of violence
2) fraud of federal funds
3) guns not tracked leading to murder

Wait,....

I am reporting Obama to Obama’s organization?????

Obama YOU ARE THE CRIMINAL.

We will GET you my PRETTY.

WE WILL GET YOU.

WE WILL VOTE YOU OUT.

WE WILL DESTROY YOUR PARTY BY VOTING THEM OUT>

We will win.

That is all for now.


23 posted on 09/18/2011 8:18:26 PM PDT by preamble
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To: F15Eagle

See, I think they would be fine if the AttackWatch were just used to report teabaggers and rethuglicans. But because they themselves have had so much LEFTIST PROG HATE against the “centrist” Obama, they’re a-feared the AttackWatch Stormtroopers could come after THEM too!


26 posted on 09/18/2011 8:30:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Monitor and report the DUmmies!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nice poster.

Very subtle. lol


27 posted on 09/18/2011 8:33:32 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nice poster.

Very subtle. lol


28 posted on 09/18/2011 8:33:32 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: preamble

Surrender... Dorothy Obama!!


29 posted on 09/18/2011 8:39:04 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’ve always enjoyed Soviet propaganda posters. There’s a name for the art form.


30 posted on 09/18/2011 8:40:04 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DUmmies hiding from...
AttackWatch.com

31 posted on 09/18/2011 8:41:05 PM PDT by luvie (Obama is E V I L!!! RUN, SARAH---RUN!!!)
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To: Winstons Julia; andy58-in-nh
Maybe AttackWatch needs to soften up their image a bit:


32 posted on 09/18/2011 8:41:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Monitor and report the DUmmies!)
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34 posted on 09/18/2011 8:53:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Monitor and report the DUmmies!)
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35 posted on 09/18/2011 8:54:59 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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36 posted on 09/18/2011 9:22:47 PM PDT by CommieCutter (Promote Liberal Extinction: Support gay marriage and abortion!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you, Rev...

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37 posted on 09/18/2011 9:29:46 PM PDT by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFLOL! How could this NOT be funny?

Maybe people can report relatives, co-workers and neighbors of those who snicker at the wrong time, or don’t celebrate Steaming’s birthday!! And then whole neighborhoods could be sent to the gulags.


38 posted on 09/18/2011 9:36:09 PM PDT by little jeremiah (We will have to go through hell to get out of hell.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I am turning myself in to #attackwatch because I am one of those 90,000. I am so ashamed for questioning Dear Leader’s wisdom.


39 posted on 09/18/2011 10:06:33 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Charles Henrickson

40 posted on 09/18/2011 10:26:09 PM PDT by ari-freedom (Thank you, Bob!)
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