Attack Watch Alert: Obama Can Become Godzilla?

The Looking Spoon ^ | 9-15-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

These are serious accusations people, and the public needs to know what is true and what isn't...

[Godzilla]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[hometoroost]

“Oh no, they say he’s got to go”

[Dubh_Ghlase]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible speech
He make the dumfound democratic senate screech!

Helpless libs in partisan crowds
Scream, bug-eyed, as he screws up on them

He picks up a club and he throws it back down
As he golfs through vacations while the country burns down

Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go Obama!
Oh, no, there goes Washington
Go go Obama!

Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go Obama!
Oh, no, there goes Washington
Go go Obama!

Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go Obama!
Oh, no, there goes Washington
Go go Obama!

History shows again and again
how nature points up the folly of man
Obama!

History shows again and again
how nature points up the folly of man
Obama!

History shows again and again
how nature points up the folly of man
Obama!

History shows again and again
how nature points up the folly of man
Obama!

[ElectronVolt]

I have seen every Godzilla movie made, so I know the beast pretty well. There is much in common.

• Godzilla (Japanese name "Gojira") always went straight for power plants and destroyed them. Obama has been shutting down coal-fired plants.
• Godzilla destroyed large corporate buildings. Obama destroyed corporations.
• Godzilla trashed real estate. Obama trashed real estate.
• Godzilla ruined the lives of everyone in his path. Obama ruins the lives of everyone in his path.
• Godzilla destroyed aircraft. Obama makes flying so unpleasant no one wants to fly.
• Godzilla wrecked the military. Obama is wrecking the military.
• Godzilla was mutated with toxic radiation. Obama was mutated by toxic mentors.
• We aren't quite sure about Godzilla's birth and where he came from as there are many conflicting stories from movie to movie. OK, this one is different: Obama has the long-form birth certificate.

[Marty62]

I think we have a winner!!!

[barstoolblues]

That all works.
But I was thinking of another movie. Its not as good as the Godzilla analogy.

You remember in the movie,”War Games” when Matthew Broderick hacked into the military computer system and played a mock war game with the Soviets. When gaming from the Soviet side, our enemy, the first place he hit was Las Vegas. Coincidentally, or not, the first place Obama hit was Las Vegas. Only his destruction was real and still ongoing.