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Attack Watch Alert: Obama Walks On Water
The Looking Spoon ^ | 9-15-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 09/15/2011 3:39:04 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Continuing my series covering Attack Watch rumors...



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: attackwatch; obama; satire

1 posted on 09/15/2011 3:39:14 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Well he is all wet.


2 posted on 09/15/2011 3:40:21 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair: Man's surrender. Laughter: God's redemption.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

If President Bush walked on water, the next day’s NYT headline would read “Bush Can’t Swim.”


3 posted on 09/15/2011 3:42:11 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

LOL


4 posted on 09/15/2011 3:45:37 PM PDT by Salamander (Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Loving the whole attackwatch debacle. We can call him socialist, we can call him fascist, we can call him Marxist. But wht we have to do is get people laughing at him. People need to think of him as CLOWN. Then he’s finished.


5 posted on 09/15/2011 3:48:09 PM PDT by all the best
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To: The Looking Spoon

More thoughtcrimes. You have been reported to @AttackWatch.


6 posted on 09/15/2011 3:52:54 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: all the best
People need to think of him as CLOWN. Then he’s finished.

People DO think of him as CLOWN. But, is he finished.

7 posted on 09/15/2011 3:54:12 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: laweeks

People DO think of him as CLOWN. But, is he finished
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J Carter was regarded as a ‘clown’ after the ‘killer rabbit’ ‘attacked’ him in his row boat.
But it took him hiding in the Rose Garden and screwing up the ‘Iran Hostage situation’ to oust him.

Oh yes, Ronald Reagan also, however, if the R’s would have run the present day McKean or Dole, JC probably would have ‘won in a walk’.

Just a thought....


8 posted on 09/15/2011 4:00:41 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If govt involved, the more outlandish a scheme appears, the truer it probably is.)
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To: dfwgator

hehehe....well played Costanza,...well played.


9 posted on 09/15/2011 4:02:43 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: The Looking Spoon

10 posted on 09/15/2011 4:03:37 PM PDT by Bobalu (More rubble, less trouble)
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To: laweeks; The Looking Spoon

I think my favorite one is:

There’s a new twitter account that’s making Obama look like a thin-skinned paranoid control freak — #attackwatch


11 posted on 09/15/2011 4:18:14 PM PDT by TennesseeProfessor
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To: The Looking Spoon

i’m on their mailing list since I turn myself in. Got my first email today. I’ll let you know if they do something afoul of the left. :^•


12 posted on 09/15/2011 4:35:13 PM PDT by BigFinn (BigHat wisdom: Always drink upstream from the herd.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
#AttackWatch appears to be a neo-Stasi program. Here is a description of East German Stasi - let's learn a lesson from history, shall we?

Infiltration

Full-time officers were posted to all major industrial plants (the extensiveness of any surveillance largely depended on how valuable a product was to the economy) and one tenant in every apartment building was designated as a watchdog reporting to an area representative of the Volkspolizei (Vopo). Spies reported every relative or friend who stayed the night at another's apartment. Tiny holes were drilled in apartment and hotel room walls through which Stasi agents filmed citizens with special video cameras. Schools, universities, and hospitals were extensively infiltrated.

The Stasi had formal categorizations of each type of informant, and had official guidelines on how to extract information from, and control, those who they came into contact with. The roles of informants ranged from those already in some way involved in state security (such as the police and the armed services) to those in the dissident movements (such as in the arts and the Protestant Church). Information gathered about the latter groups was frequently used to divide or discredit members. Informants were made to feel important, given material or social incentives, and were imbued with a sense of adventure, and only around 7.7%, according to official figures, were coerced into cooperating. A significant proportion of those informing were members of the SED; to employ some form of blackmail, however, was not uncommon. A large number of Stasi informants were trolley conductors, janitors, doctors, nurses and teachers; Mielke believed the best informants were those whose jobs entailed frequent contact with the public.

The Stasi's ranks swelled considerably after Eastern Bloc countries signed the 1975 Helsinki accords, which Erich Honecker viewed as a grave threat to his regime because they contained language binding signatories to respect "human and basic rights, including freedom of thought, conscience, religion, and conviction." The number of IMs peaked at around 180,000 in this year, having slowly risen from 20,000–30,000 in the early 1950s, and reaching 100,000 for the first time in 1968, in response to Ostpolitik and protests worldwide. The Stasi also acted as a proxy for KGB to conduct activities in other Eastern Bloc countries, such as Poland, where the Soviets were despised.

The MfS infiltrated almost every aspect of GDR life. In the mid-1980s, a network of IMs began growing in both German states; by the time East Germany collapsed in 1989, the MfS employed 91,015 employees and 173,081 informants. About one of every 63 East Germans collaborated with the MfS—one of the most extensive police infiltrations of a society in history. In 2007 an article in BBC stated that "Some calculations have concluded that in East Germany there was one informer to every seven citizens." Additionally, MfS agents infiltrated and undermined West Germany's government and spy agencies.

In an extreme case, Stasi informant Knud Wollenberger (code name Daniel) married civil rights and peace activist Vera Lengsfeld specifically to keep a watch on her.

13 posted on 09/15/2011 5:16:39 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Obama's approval rating is now so low , Kenyans are spreading rumors that he was born in America
14 posted on 09/15/2011 5:22:51 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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