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To: Dakkster; LucyT; little jeremiah; darkwing104; 50mm; stephenjohnbanker; SunkenCiv; humblegunner; ...
So long, Dakkster (Last post)

Hat Tip to LucyT and little jeremiah

Agent of Change says that zer0 is a natural-born citizen and wakes up crispy-crunchy frizzled in the local landfill, being gnawed on by Viking Kitties




He's an illegal alien and not eligible to be president



FReepmail TheOldLady to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.

144 posted on 09/14/2011 1:45:43 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; Fred Nerks; mojitojoe; little jeremiah

Thanks! Love it.

He’ll be back under another screen name. Pond scum always surfaces again; it’s a never-ending battle.


145 posted on 09/14/2011 1:53:48 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: TheOldLady; glock rocks; Windflier; Bikkuri
A reading from the Book of Zot! " The naked truth, Brethren, is an often ugly thing to behold. And so it was when an outsider came unto the chosen, working his way into the welcoming clans, and just as suddenly, betraying their trust." "Armed with lurid tales of foreign Queens did the fallen work his evil into the very fabric of the fields and fold." "But the lusts of the feline matchith not those of the flesh! And far sharper are their eyes than their claws! No, Brethren, never doubt that the Kitties see that which we do not!" "And at the height of his drama, did the betrayer feel his life slip away. So enraptured by his machinations was he that he was blind to the approach of Meowing Death!" "Mercifully and with increasing violence did the Kitteth string his guts of data from the mighty masts of their longboats and strum upon them a dirge of woe." And hearing the song did the Valkyries descend, bearing yet another to the cold and darkened depths of Trollhenge, depositing him in the Sacred Recepticle, Befittingly poopith upon his bare essence and returned to the Halls of Valhalla." "Stand guard people of the faith, for soon another deceiver will descend to divert the path to glory!" Book of ZOT! Chapter 7; Verses 1-7; Tales of Bikini Atroll


149 posted on 09/14/2011 3:02:19 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: TheOldLady

The swirling blue drain to oblivion! Great ZOT!


150 posted on 09/14/2011 3:11:56 PM PDT by luvie (Obama is E V I L!!! RUN, SARAH---RUN!!!)
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To: TheOldLady

It was a team effort.

:-)


160 posted on 09/14/2011 4:47:22 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: TheOldLady

*mops up*


163 posted on 09/14/2011 4:59:37 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: TheOldLady; All

” Agent of Change says that zer0 is a natural-born citizen and wakes up crispy-crunchy frizzled in the local landfill, being gnawed on by Viking Kitties”

Are you related to Stephen King ?

LOL!


175 posted on 09/15/2011 6:32:02 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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