A reading from the Book of Zot! " The naked truth, Brethren, is an often ugly thing to behold. And so it was when an outsider came unto the chosen, working his way into the welcoming clans, and just as suddenly, betraying their trust." "Armed with lurid tales of foreign Queens did the fallen work his evil into the very fabric of the fields and fold." "But the lusts of the feline matchith not those of the flesh! And far sharper are their eyes than their claws! No, Brethren, never doubt that the Kitties see that which we do not!" "And at the height of his drama, did the betrayer feel his life slip away. So enraptured by his machinations was he that he was blind to the approach of Meowing Death!" "Mercifully and with increasing violence did the Kitteth string his guts of data from the mighty masts of their longboats and strum upon them a dirge of woe." And hearing the song did the Valkyries descend, bearing yet another to the cold and darkened depths of Trollhenge, depositing him in the Sacred Recepticle, Befittingly poopith upon his bare essence and returned to the Halls of Valhalla." "Stand guard people of the faith, for soon another deceiver will descend to divert the path to glory!" Book of ZOT! Chapter 7; Verses 1-7; Tales of Bikini Atroll
