[TigersEye]

Gollum stole the plan and lost it in a cavern deep under the Misty Mountains. He said it smelled real bad and he’s not going back in after it.

[Notary Sojac]

With apologies to Dr. Seuss:

Would you buy the budget plan
Cooked up by the Zero man?

I do not like your empty plan.
I do not like it, Zero man!

Would you like it with some Reid?
He can pass it, yes indeed!

I do not want it with some Reid.
Not even if I smoked some weed.

Would you, could you, in the House?
Or with some veggies from my spouse?

I do not want it in the House.
And I can't see around your spouse!

Would you take it with a tax
On jets or boats or midnight snacks?

I will not take it with a tax,
Just cut the spending, face the facts!

I do not like your worthless plan.
So stuff it in your Zero, man!

[no-to-illegals]

Satire from me (as was thought, not spoken by Carney):

zer0 will introduce a new bill today named Tax and Spend.

After having discussed and evaluated the problem with known tax cheats, zer0 began his campaign for Tax and Spend. I have the votes, and eighty percent of Americans want tax increases <--- (Actual statement from zer0). Having heard you my fellow Americans, I will spend your money once it gets to me. My slogan for reelection is .... The Buck is Mine, not Sarah's! Fear not America, for your money you get zer0. (Hearing cheers from the lamestream zer0 exits the podium)

[The Sons of Liberty]

Jay Carney says Obama’s 'Plan' is the best-known debt plan

Hey Carney: Spending us into bankruptcy is not an acceptable plan!

Take Back AMERICA!
FUBO GTFO 2012 !

[Paladin2]

Where's the Fence?

Where's the money?

[RedCell]

The emperor has no clothes.

[RedEyeJack]

Clueless when they started...

“On his first full day in office, President Obama promised a “new era of transparency” for government.”

and even more clueless now...

“Carney said it’s politically smarter to remain vague. “

Kinda like “leading from behind” isn't it?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Obama has a very well known plan, and its name is Cloward-Piven.

[Jet Jaguar]

Ping.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

As for why Obama hasn’t been specific with what he supports and opposes, Carney said it’s politically smarter to remain vague.

In other words, the vast majority of Americans would be against it, just like they were and are against Ubamacare.

[newzjunkey]

Just imagine if Bush's White House spokesman had said something as sexist as "we've show a lot of leg" in lieu of producing an actual plan.

[BusterBear]

Obama’s plan is very simple:

1. Blame Bush.

2. Raise taxes.

[roaddog727]

Pure Vapor-ware.