Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Movie Review

Neoavatara ^ | June 29, 2011 | Neoavatara

[Neoavatara]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the third in the Transformers series, is in some ways the perfect summer movie. A movie where you can turn off your brain, ignore reality, and simply enjoy sugar sweet Hollywood mayhem.

The movie starts with a basic concept: that the space race in the Cold War was focused on reaching the moon first, not for its scientific achievement, but to obtain alien technology that both the Soviets and Americans secretly knew had crashed on the dark side of the moon millenia ago. Americans, led by Neil Armstrong, get there first...but keep the information hidden.

[Lazamataz]

Even your doctor is trying to tell you!

[Lazamataz]

Just, stop.

[humblegunner]

Not to pick nits, but that’s SERIOUS faggotry, not the other kind.

[Lazamataz]

It's time. For the war effort.

[Lazamataz]

Just sayin'.

[TheOldLady]

I think he's the only one who didn't notice it. Even I fell asleep halfway through it, so it's no wonder that no one complained.

Almost every argument he presented was designed to obfuscate and confuse the issues, and to insult the person to whom he was speaking. You said yourself that he refused to understand, not that he was unable to.

I really do think that he got too intoxicated to continue, but all of his legal opinions were thin at best.

The Pimpbusters have been through this over and over again. When someone pimps a blog, they usually call in one or two disruptor trolls to defend the indefensible.

[TheOldLady]

Oh, yes! I soooo stole it after I got up off the floor from laughing my [ahem] off at it. It’s just delightful, and that reminds me of you.

Did you make it? Can you make me an old lady one? LOL!

[Lazamataz]

I wish I could claim that gif. It is very funny! Unfortunately, I cannot claim authorship of that. A false claim like that would be gay, and I don't want to be like Queer Dawwg.

[TheOldLady]

I know for a fact that you’re not the limp-wristed sort like crazycanine. By the way, he may still be pretty hung over from last night.

You can have the dude graphic back if you want it.

[Lazamataz]

No, keep the Victory Dance guy. You need him more than me, after all, you are right more! :)

[TheOldLady]

You’re so nice to me! But I really doubt it. You’re pretty dang sharp.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Just sayin'."

It really is a devastating verbal attack you are engaging in.

I have not experienced such since I was in grade school which BTW is where one would usually hear such taunts. Of course sometimes you read such things on the Internet when the preteen kids are home from school and Mom didn't use a password on her Internet Computer.

Well done. Maybe you could change it up a bit and use other taunts like "booger" or "doodiehead" just to keep it fresh.

[Lazamataz]

See, here's the problem. You are asking me to stop calling you a pole-smoking donut-puncher. But, that is impossible when you are engaged in such faggotry as shown on this thread.

It's like asking me not to tell a cement floor, "You have the intelligence of Mad Dawwg." It's just not reasonable.

[Mad Dawgg]

"See, here's the problem. You are asking me to stop calling you a pole-smoking donut-puncher."

No you misunderstand, I just wanted some freshness added to your school yard type taunts> Your "Gay Shtick" is getting little repetitive. I was just suggesting you change it up with other taunts that are on the same grade level you are using. I suggested "booger" and "doodiehead". Of course now that I think about it asking you to use multi-syllable taunts is an exercise in futility unless maybe you could ask for help posting such from one of your nurses.

Maybe when they come around to pass out your meds?

TTFN

[Lazamataz]

No you misunderstand, I just wanted some freshness added to your school yard type taunts> Your "Gay Shtick" is getting little repetitive.

LOL

[Allegra]

There seems to be a lot of noisy stick bundling going on in this thread...

[TheOldLady]

LOL! What a cute little bundle of sticks, just perfect for crazycanine!

Just sayin' -- he is the only one on the thread.

[Allegra]

Yep...we'll keep exposing the blog pimps and the pimps will continue to have their cheerleaders.

(Angry, bitter cheerleaders for some reason.)

But, we know what's right. If they want to fight us on it, that just means we get to have some entertainment as well. :-D

[aruanan]

Ebert said there were a couple funny places featuring the Victoria's Secret, director's girlfriend actress:

"...his girlfriend has no particular function except to be in constant peril and (in two hilarious shots) stare thoughtfully into space as if realizing something..."

Yeah, "Oh, crap! I'm not gonna be in the next one!"