Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Movie Review

Neoavatara ^ | June 29, 2011 | Neoavatara

[Neoavatara]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the third in the Transformers series, is in some ways the perfect summer movie. A movie where you can turn off your brain, ignore reality, and simply enjoy sugar sweet Hollywood mayhem.

The movie starts with a basic concept: that the space race in the Cold War was focused on reaching the moon first, not for its scientific achievement, but to obtain alien technology that both the Soviets and Americans secretly knew had crashed on the dark side of the moon millenia ago. Americans, led by Neil Armstrong, get there first...but keep the information hidden.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Mad Dawgg: "you were I was once again replying Non sequitir (sic) on things out of context it makes you me look even more the fool"

There. Fixed it. :-)

[TheOldLady]

Yeah but being I have not done so...Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the belly laugh!

Maybe we can talk again tomorrow when you are sober enough to speak coherently. Right now, a battle of wits with you would just be too unfair. Remember, those brain cells you're killing with your intoxicant of choice will be dead forever; you will never get them back.

[shibumi]

"Yeah but being I have not done so but being you have to hold to such now since I've pointed out you were once again replying Non sequitir on things out of context it makes you look even more the fool."

Wow.

Dude, mixing meds is never a good idea.

[Allegra]

Who knew they called it “chuckling” these days?

Some call it stick-bundling.

[Allegra]

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Since the Rabid Puppy puts so much value on whether a thread has been pulled or not, I wonder why he never addresses that some a-hole actually DID post the blogpimp’s entire collection of Transformers-related drivel on this very thread, yet it hasn’t been pulled. So either MD is a greater legal mind than those on FR, or his argument is truly just smoke & mirrors, huh?

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

You stole my victory dance dude. :)

[Mad Dawgg]

Nice pic Laz, Are you the middle guy or is that you holding the hose?

[Lazamataz]

I’m the guy who’s not in the picture at all, who’s telling you to stop your ridiculous faggotry.

[Lazamataz]

Stop being gay.

[Lazamataz]

Stop being gay.

[Lazamataz]

Quit with the faggotry.

[Lazamataz]

I wouldn't lay claim to that picture like that, Queer Dog.

We weren't going to go public about your homosexuality like that.

[Lazamataz]

STOP FREEPMAILING ME with your obscene propositions. I don't swing that way, Queer Dog!

[Lazamataz]

is this recent pic of you are one from your younger days.

Oh, by the way: Luvs dat grammerz.

You might as well go for broke: "is are the recent this of pick are of you from younger is are done days."

Brain much?

[Mad Dawgg]

"We weren't going to go public about your homosexuality like that."

Wait who is it that has what seems to be an unlimited supply of hotlinks for gay themed pics?

Tell us the truth Laz... Are you posting from inside the very small room in your house where you hang your clothes? Further are you troubled about coming out of there?

[Lazamataz]

Wait who is it that has what seems to be an unlimited supply of hotlinks for gay themed pics?

I always have a hotlink of a demeaning picture, for a fey little wrist-turner like you!

I'm just saying, stop being gay!