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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-11 (A. Weiner Splatters Egg on DUmmie and KOmmie Faces)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/06/2011 5:06:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!

I saw this coming from the very moment when we first learned about the Weiner scandal a little over a week ago. Back then the DUmmies were puffing their chests in defense of the Weiner as you can HERE and HERE. Meanwhile the KOmmies were spinning elaborate conspiracy theories involving charts about how Weiner was framed by Brietbart as you can see HERE. Well, today Weiner left the DUmmies and KOmmies with egg on their faces while eating large portions of crow. Most painful to them was that he APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That HAD to hurt! First we watch the DUmmies wiping egg off their faces in this THREAD, "NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit," and then the KOmmies eating crow in this THREAD, "Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign." So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies suddenly go limp under the weight of the Weiner confession in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Weiner is feeling such shame that he will resign in 24 business hours, is in the [brackets]:

NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit

[He won't quit sending lewd pix?]

NEW YORK – After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday that he tweeted a bulging-underpants photo of himself to a young woman and admitted to "inappropriate" exchanges with six women before and after getting married. He apologized for lying but said he would not resign.

[Bulging Underpants Photo. That could be either a new tag line or the name of a band.]

A conservative website that last week started a furor over a lewd photo sent from Weiner's Twitter account posted new photos Monday purportedly from a second woman who said she received shirtless shots of the congressman. At a news conference Monday, Weiner called the initial underpants photo a joke and a "hugely regrettable mistake."

[So he called his Weiner a joke?]

* said the new photo was in a cache of intimate online photographs, chats and email exchanges the woman claimed to have. The website did not identify the woman, and it could not immediately be determined if the photo was authentic.

[Let us have the KOmmies do another highly detailed microanalysis of the Wiener bulge pic which supposedly "proved" that he was framed.]

Another photo showed Weiner on a couch with two cats nearby. The website said Weiner sent the photo using the anthonyweiner(at)aol.com account with the subject line "Me and the pussys."

[Before we go further, just a reminder to everybody out their that Weiner is the author of ObamaCare. A deranged mind gave birth to a deranged bill. And now on to the deranged DUmmies...]

good. I'm sick of sex being a dealbreaker. People have sex lives. Public people sometimes have their sex lives splattered all over the media.

[The new DUmmie defense: "Hey, EVERYBODY is perverted so live and let live. No big deal!]

I'm standing by Anthony. FEW Dems I've even known of have celled 'em like they see 'em. I just hope this doesn't quell his fervor as a congressman.

[More than likely, the Weiner has permanently shriveled.]

so he DID sent the pic..admitting it right now live on CNN.... really dissapointing.. this is going to be hard to overcome...

[GASP! You mean he WASN'T framed by Breitbart?]

Hard to overcome for other politicians. He has come clean. Let's see other politicians do that.

[He came clean ONLY after he got caught and the evidence against him became overwhelming. He was still lying a week ago when that other evidence hadn't yet showed up.]

I believe in individual privacy, but the lying is the deal breaker for me. He should have either made no comment, or just commented that the matter was one of a private nature with no further comment.

[Sniff! An innocent little DUmmie is no longer a political virgin. The Weiner broke his deal.]

I'm trying to think what would have been the right way to answer the reporters' questions. "Yes, yes, that was my penis. Now let's talk about the debt ceiling." It just wouldn't fly.

[How about, "Yes, yes, that was my talleywhacker?"]

Don't care about his sex life, but do care about the lying afterward.

[A lie that almost every DUmmie eagerly bit into, hook, line, and sinker.]

some jackass yelled out at the end of the press conference "were you fully erect!!?"

[Does anybody know the whereabouts of Stuttering John?]

That person was probably from the Howard Stern show. He used to send stuttering John to do that at all the big press conferences

[Or maybe it was a real reporter investigating erection fraud.]

What a dumbass! Wiener is an idiot. Why oh why do these pols think that the web is anonymous?

[Was he really any DUmber than the DUmmies who completely bought into his story?]

What a dick.

[What a weiner.]

It is utterly incomprehensible that anyone let alone a pol would do this. I am absolutely stunned by the stupidity. Did he not see what happened to Spitzer? I am stupified.

[I am DUmmie, Hear me Snore.]

Oh, and I'm glad he's not resigning............the repukes almost never resign.

[Yeah, Rep. Lee and Sen. Ensign never resigned? Right?]

There goes a good deal of his credibility, at least for the near future. What the hell? He had a good thing going and f*cked it up badly with all of this.

[Weiner has lost his credibility for the next 24 business hours.]

I never would have expected Weiner to be anywhere near the low road. Live and learn. This is a class one disaster. Even discovering Nancy Pelosi performing at a burlesque house would have seemed more wholesum. Later, Chill.

[And I get the chills just thinking of the botoxed Nancy Pelosi performing a lap dance on A. Weiner.]

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck..... Anthony, Anthony, Anthong. Why??????

[Why haven't you sent Anthony An thong pic yet?]

At keast his wife had the sense to not show up at the news conference. She should run, not walk, to a divorce lawyer.

[Say hello to my friend, Al E. Mony.]

I thought he did it all along. His denials were so strained, his reactions showed no confidence in the lies he was saying. The coverup was worse than the offense.

[That puts you at odds with 99% of the Freudenschade DUmmies.]

My wife would have liked to be here but she was busy packing my shit....

[LOL! And now on to the KOmmies...]

Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign

[Translation: I accept responsibility for what I did but I refuse to suffer the consequences.]

At a press conerence just now, Anthony Weiner has accepted responsibility for sending the infamous tweet that has dominated news for the past week. He's also apologized for having misled his supporters and the media by claiming his account had been hacked. Weiner says he's had online relationships with a half-dozen or so women over the years, but that he hasn't met them in person. Weiner says he won't resign over his personal mistakes, embarrassing though they may be.

[He also APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That really has to hurt the DUmmies and KOmmies. A. Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart.]

Update: The f*cking media wants Weiner to apologize to Andrew Breitbart, which Weiner delivers. And the f*cking media wants to know where his wife is. What assholes.

[Oh, the PAIN of that APOLOGY to Andrew Breitbart. Oh, my head! MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Update: To be clear, his apology to Andrew Breitbart was part of a general apology to everyone in the media who he misled. Now the media wants to know whether he had what he would call "phone sex." At this point, given that what Weiner did was a personal failure, these questions seem way over the line.

[Don't try to mitigate it. The APOLOGY was to Andrew Breitbart. MY POOR ACHING HEAD! AHHHHHHH!!!!]

The facts up to now still lead to a setup. Someone close to Weiner betrayed him and passed that shit to Brietbart's little helpers in Big Media. I said that in the very beginning. If I was him, I'd start looking really hard at the people closest to me, and I would start in my own backyard.

[The Power of Positive Paranoia.]

If he had an ounce of integrity he would do the decent thing and resign.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Well he has pounds of balls and serves his constituents admirably.

[Weiner pounds his balls?]

You could have put this to bed without dragging it out for a week. What the hell is wrong with you? Please, don't come round here for a long, long while.

[Huma tweeting from the unused marital bed.]

Who was that GOP congressman who was forced to resign over shirtless pics? I'm sorry if I'm in the minority here, but this is major. He F-ed up and our side is going to pay for it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

yeah, I hate giving them this shit to harp on and giving Breitbart credibility is the worst part of the whole thing.

[That and the fact that Weiner APOLOGIZED to Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And Barney Frank seems to have retained his effectiveness.

[Barney's Frank is more effective than Anthony's Weiner.]

He is a fricken idiot that let people defend him when he knew he was lying. He is vindicated our chief enemy.

[He APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

He will NEVER be taken seriously again... not when his last name is Weiner.

[Ben Burch will take Weiner seriously.]

This guy just vindicated breitbart. I can't think of a more collosal f'up.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That's the worst part. &$*%ing Breitbart is vindicated in this instance.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That Breitbart appears to be vindicated is really the hardest part of this whole sordid mess to stomach. This ordinarily lying scum is going to be hailed as Man of the Century on FAUX News for the next month. Aaarrgh.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Way to go, Congressman. Thanks for lying to us while we were busy defending you because we trusted you.

[Thanks, DUmmies and KOmmies, for all the Freudenschade entertainment you have provided this past week.]

And I defended him to my family. Ugh. This makes many of us look like fools, not just him.

[Actually this makes MOST of you look like fools. Oh, and thanks for the comedic entertainment.]

B..b..but, wait! I thought bloggers here proved that every photo was a fake!

[Yet another example of KOmmie credibility.]

God, and I believed all these guys on this site claiming to have proven this was a hoax. What the hell guys? I've been telling people not to worry its going to all come out that this POS Breitbart is lying again.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And a win for Brietbart and Thomas... goddamn it to much.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends. I'll be eating crap and they won't listen to a damn thing I say politically for the next four months. Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags, but I'm in for a very uncomfortable time now. Thanks, Rep Weiner.

[LOL! Freudenschade, baby! I sure wish I could have a video camera recording your next encounter with your conservative friends.]

Resign, Rep. Weiner. Resign and go lick your wounds in some place where no one can see you or hear your pathetic excuses.

[Oh I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner.]

My problem is that Andrew Breitbart comes out of this piece of dreck smelling like a rose. He was right. Now he's earned himself a boatload of credibility.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andrewbreitbart; anthonyweiner; du; dummies; kommies; kos; weiner; weinergate
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To: PJ-Comix

I believe it is schaudenfreude, but Freud may well have something to do with this. Poor Huma. She’s had to put up with the Hillabeast all these years, and now this.


21 posted on 06/06/2011 5:26:05 PM PDT by Judges Gone Wild
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To: PJ-Comix

Weiner has done as much to expose the DU and Kos communities for their stupidity as Will the drunkard. Only he did it more quickly. Neither deserve any consideration as men of substance (unless it’s substance abuse that is...)


22 posted on 06/06/2011 5:26:05 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for not making me wait until tomorrow!


23 posted on 06/06/2011 5:27:53 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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To: bcsco

I don’t think we’ve seen the last of this scandal. I think the biggest bombs have yet to drop and they’ll be underage girls.

Today’s presser was just an attempt to stop the digging.


24 posted on 06/06/2011 5:28:07 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix
“Someone close to Weiner betrayed him and passed that shit to Brietbart’s little helpers in Big Media.”

That the MSM would lift a finger to help Brietbart is a big news item in itself.

25 posted on 06/06/2011 5:28:21 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: Judges Gone Wild
I believe it is schaudenfreude

Actually, with these people it's freudenschade. Long history behind that term. Trust me...

26 posted on 06/06/2011 5:29:13 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: PJ-Comix
And I defended him to my family. Ugh. This makes many of us look like fools, not just him.

That's because many of "us" (DUmmies and KOmmies) ARE fools. Duh.

27 posted on 06/06/2011 5:33:40 PM PDT by piytar (Obama opposed every tool used to get Osama. So of course he gets the credit. /hurl)
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To: cripplecreek
I don’t think we’ve seen the last of this scandal. I think the biggest bombs have yet to drop and they’ll be underage girls.

Two things that really stood out (sorry for the implication...) to me were his comments about having discussed this with his wife even before their marriage, and his comments about assuming all his contacts were adults.

The wife issue tends to fuel the debate over Huma's sexual proclivity. What woman would marry a man knowing he's a pervert, unless it was a marriage of convenience? And the idea one would involve themselves in sexual conduct (even if by phone) with someone where there was even a remote possibility of their being underage is disgusting by itself.

The MSM may not pick up on this, but it's a sure bet the bloggers will.

28 posted on 06/06/2011 5:34:34 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: bcsco

Agreed his comments didn’t ring true. There was no reason to say that his wife knew and his “assumption” that the girls were of age seems to suggest that some probably aren’t or weren’t and he’s looking for an out.


29 posted on 06/06/2011 5:38:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix

So, who’s the next target for the V.R.W.C? I didn’t get the email this week... *snicker, snicker, snicker*


30 posted on 06/06/2011 5:40:19 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends

Psst - they're not your friends. They're just being nice by pretending to like you. Conservatives are always kind to animals, the down and out, and mental defectives.

31 posted on 06/06/2011 5:41:40 PM PDT by Argus
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To: bray
Only about 10% think being a creepy pervert is a reason to resign.

Sure. And just let the accusation that Palin *let* her daughter get knocked out be made and where are these people?

It sure isn't with a *boys will be boys* mentality.

32 posted on 06/06/2011 5:41:55 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: bcsco
This was my favorite quote of them all. I'm still laughing over it:

I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends. I'll be eating crap and they won't listen to a damn thing I say politically for the next four months. Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags, but I'm in for a very uncomfortable time now. Thanks, Rep Weiner.

33 posted on 06/06/2011 5:41:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags

Projection, pure and simple...

Judging by the associations he keeps based on these sites, he surely brought it on himself. If these people treat the general public the way they treat one another on these sites, they deserve all the ridicule they get.

34 posted on 06/06/2011 5:46:01 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: cripplecreek

The entire press conference didn’t ring true. It comes in an afternoon when the blogs are abuzz with the release of new photos (not really that bad, btw), the fake tears, and the refusal to take real responsibility for these acts by doing the right thing and resigning his position in Congress. Strictly damage control, and nothing else.

It’s that lack of responsible behavior that insures this story still has legs. Had he resigned, it would have gone away after another day or so of fun threads. But now, he’s disgraced himself, the House of Representatives, the Democrat Party, and any-and-all who stood up for him. He’s also admitted to using people both for his own advantage and to damage their reputation with his lies.

Also, one of the “other” women has stated he in fact did call her from his Congressional phone. Those records should be easy to obtain, both on her end and his. In fact, his using his office to lie to the press could well be in violation of Congressional rules. He may think he has this behind him, but he’d better think again.


35 posted on 06/06/2011 5:53:37 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: PJ-Comix

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

LOL!!

This one was REALLY fun! Please add me to your ping list!


36 posted on 06/06/2011 6:04:14 PM PDT by Ladysmith ("There is no right that allows one person to place a burden on another." - Quinn)
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To: Ladysmith

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1057.


37 posted on 06/06/2011 6:12:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Weiner admits he sent lewd pix. . . . "inappropriate" exchanges with six women. . . . said he would not resign.

WEINER LICKS TRICKS FIX? CLICKS DICK'S PIX TO SIX CHICKS FOR KICKS . . . STICKS!

38 posted on 06/06/2011 6:14:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix
He is a fricken idiot that let people defend him when he knew he was lying. He is vindicated our chief enemy.

No, actually your chief enemy is your own gullibility and stupidity, but You guys are way too dumb to ever realize that.

39 posted on 06/06/2011 6:18:10 PM PDT by Bullish
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To: PJ-Comix
"Me and the pussys."

Is that you, Mrs. Slocombe?

40 posted on 06/06/2011 6:23:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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