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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-11 ("THEY" are bringing down Edwards and Weiner!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2011 | DUmmie RandomThoughts, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/03/2011 4:41:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
RE-PING!

WEEKEND UPDATE:

Sometimes more posts--entertaining posts--show up on a DUmmie thread after we've DUFUed it. So, for example, responding to the question, "Who is 'they'?" we have this post. . .

The coporate/fascist/media cabal that wants to destroy the last vestiges of democracy. Duh.

[DUh. The corporate fascist media CONTROLS cabal television!]

The reporters swarming Weiner was a ridiculous sight.

[So was Weiner's . . . well, "tweeter."]

If people really cared their would have been riots in the streets and gun battles between the Dems and Pubs all over America after Bush v Gore.

[It's not too late! DUmmies, arise! Hit the streets! Man the barricades! DUAC! DUAC!]

If the Dade County storm troopers in 2000 had been beaten back with baseball bats, this whole decade might have turned out differently.

["Dade County" storm troopers? No, Perfect ROVIAN Storm Troopers! BWAHAHAHA!]

We just don't seem to have the will to fight.

[But you DO have the will--Will Pitt! Draft the Pied Piper to lead you into battle! He's not doing anything else at the moment. Look, the Pittster stood up next to a mountain, he stood in a ditch with fire ants, and he stood up to drunken Bruins fans as a bouncer at Bukowski's! There's your man! Battle-tested, ready to lead your DUmmie troops!]

Ewards and Weiner??? John Edwards is a sleazeball whom the department of justice has charged with using campaign contributions to try to cover his sleaziness. He brought it on himself. . . . Anthony Weiner? It remains to be seen what the story is there, but he has done nothing to help himself . . . if Weiner has these pictures and has tweeted them to young ladies then he put himself in this embarrassing position. . . .

[One Kewpie Doll, coming up! Let's see, we'll send it to . . . DUmmie JazzQuipster. By the way, DUmmie JazzQuipster, I notice you only have a grand total of seven posts in DUmmieland. . . . Hmmmm. . . . Oh, well, let's see what the next person has to say . . .]

Go back to freeperville - you'll be much more comfortable there.

[Are you suggesting that DUmmie JazzQuipster is a . . . is a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL???]

Sorry I didn't fall into line and make excuses for poor, misunderstood John Edwards, or defenseless Anthony Weiner. I guess I just have an old-fashioned belief that politicians should be held accountable for their actions regardless of whether I agree with their politics or not. Odd that in your view, that makes me a liar and propagandist.

[OH-oh! Prepare for tombstoning, DUmmie JazzQuipster!]

Thank you for the "warm welcome" to democraticunderground. Actually I've been visiting the site for years. Recently I signed up in order to comment and what do you know, right off the bat you have accused me of being a freeper, a spreader of foxnation and hate-radio propaganda.

[Aa-OO-ga! Aa-OO-ga! Mayday! Mayday! Lock! Ban! Delete! Lock! Ban! Delete!]

And why, because I think politicians should be held to account for their actions.

[NO! NO! Only RETHUGLICANS can be held to account for their actions! Everything else is a plot against progressives! STOP this man! STOP this man!!!]

41 posted on 06/05/2011 3:56:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Leave Silky Phony and Little Anthony ALOOONE!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
and the entire gwbush administration still walks free, and i want to scream.

That is the far lefts replacement for uhm's and ah's while they collect their thoughts. ; )

42 posted on 06/05/2011 4:07:31 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You're killin’ me....LOL!
43 posted on 06/05/2011 4:12:47 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Tector Gorch: Silver rings.
Dutch Engstrom: [upset] "Silver rings", your butt! Them's washers! Damn!
Lyle Gorch: Washers. Washers. We shot our way out of that town for a dollar's worth of steel holes!
Pike Bishop: They set it up.
Lyle Gorch: "They"? Who in the hell is "they?"
Sykes: [laughs hysterically] "They"? Why, they is the plain and fancy they, that's who "they" is! Caught you, didn't they? Tied a tin can to your tail. Led you in and waltzed you out again. Oh my, what a bunch! Big tough ones, hunh? Here you are with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. They? Who the hell is "they?"
Pike Bishop: Railroad men... bounty hunters... Republicans....
44 posted on 06/05/2011 4:20:35 PM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
. . . right off the bat you have accused me of being a freeper, a spreader of foxnation and hate-radio propaganda.

[Aa-OO-ga! Aa-OO-ga! Mayday! Mayday! Lock! Ban! Delete! Lock! Ban! Delete!]

Oh, the horror of a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] invading the DUmp.

45 posted on 06/05/2011 4:26:33 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
[But you DO have the will--Will Pitt!]

Wee Willie is the PERFECT man to lead the fight for Little Anthony!

46 posted on 06/05/2011 4:31:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Leave Silky Phony and Little Anthony ALOOONE!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If people really cared their would have been riots in the streets and gun battles between the Dems and Pubs all over America after Bush v Gore.

Sigh, they still don't get it, do they? Once the inner cities are cordoned off and left to rot, what do they think will happen to them out in real America?

47 posted on 06/05/2011 4:35:01 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: jonascord; Charles Henrickson

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a$$-kickers, sh!t-kickers

AND METHODISTS!


48 posted on 06/05/2011 4:38:41 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“The coporate/fascist/media cabal that wants to destroy the last vestiges of democracy. Duh.”
________________________________________________________

Are they referring to The New York Slimes, The WaPo, PMSNBC, SeeBS, ABC, Pubic Broadcasting?
These DUmmies must be living in an alternate universe.

Yes, the Marxist media DOES want to destroy the USA, but on BEHALF of the DUmmies.


49 posted on 06/05/2011 4:39:56 PM PDT by AlexW (Proud eligibility skeptic)
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To: Charles Henrickson
if Weiner has these pictures and has tweeted them to young ladies then he put himself in this embarrassing position. . . .

Do people have to learn the hard way that leftists/progressives do NOT care about things like morality. They have a lot in common with the most radical libertarians who want to abolish the age of consent and laws against incest as well as national borders and the very notion of citizenship (I digressed).

Go back to freeperville - you'll be much more comfortable there.

What other response did this person expect? Did this person expect that leftists would expect a little integrity and common sense in their revolutionary heroes??

Now, THAT would be a laugh riot.

50 posted on 06/05/2011 4:48:44 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: MindBender26

How did you generate that conclusion?


51 posted on 06/05/2011 4:49:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

wasting away again in weenerville.... looking for my lost tweet of.... oh you found it??


52 posted on 06/05/2011 4:52:20 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We need a "Behind the scenes of a tombstoning" sequence.

Sir! Possible LFT spotted in the delta sector!

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53 posted on 06/05/2011 4:55:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Roscoe Karns

Now is the time for every sporkweasel to do his duty.


54 posted on 06/05/2011 5:01:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sporkweasel class cruiser spotted in the delta sector?


55 posted on 06/05/2011 5:09:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek; Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix; Ballygrl; franksolich
We need a "Behind the scenes of a tombstoning" sequence.

I think our own Roscoe Karns is just the man to provide us with that.

56 posted on 06/05/2011 5:25:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Leave Silky Phony and Little Anthony ALOOONE!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Sir. Scans indicate an intellect off the scale.

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57 posted on 06/05/2011 5:27:43 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek
Captain
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Weapons officer
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58 posted on 06/05/2011 5:30:35 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Charles Henrickson; cripplecreek; Slings and Arrows
It's not about tombstoning but here's an old DU parody from Wuzzadem that's pretty good.
59 posted on 06/05/2011 5:58:39 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Slings and Arrows

I transformed my theory with inductive reasoning. I keep thinking so hard my mind hertz with increasing frequency, until finally I feel grounded.

Be well.


60 posted on 06/05/2011 6:02:05 PM PDT by MindBender26 (While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in America.)
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